(MAG001) ARCHIVIST: It was a copy of the last photograph taken by her phone and sent to her sister Siobhan. The caption was “check out this drunk creeper, LOL” [el-o-el]
(MAG065) ARCHIVIST: Statement of Tessa Winters, regarding a strange computer program she downloaded from the Deep Web, three months ago. Is that accurate?
TESSA: Well, first off, I didn’t find it on the “Deep Web”. … God, it’s like talking to my grandpa.
(MAG076) MELANIE: I was actually a meme for a day or two. … You… do know what that is, don’t you?
ARCHIVIST: Yes, I know what a meme is. You were saying?
(MAG081) ARCHIVIST: No-one ever believes me when I tell them my age. I, I don’t… know if it’s the already greying hair or something in my demeanour, but they always act surprised when I mention being a child in the Nineties. I will admit the last few years have… aged me considerably.
+ Bonus: Grumpy Young Old Grampa gratuitously grumbling in his corner
(MAG097) ARCHIVIST: Georgie, where’s your fusebo–? Right. Right. Keep saying it’s not meant to trip whenever one bulb goes, but “No, Jon, I don’t want to bother the landlord”.
(MAG123) ARCHIVIST: Where did the– … “Coma, great! Let’s rearrange his office. Sleeping people don’t need… pens.”