My math teacher brought his baby in and
1) babies are very cute
2) babies like it when you smile really wide
3) a math class full of teenagers really overwhelms a baby
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My math teacher brought his baby in and
1) babies are very cute
2) babies like it when you smile really wide
3) a math class full of teenagers really overwhelms a baby
Math
Context: our teacher is going on paternity leave for the rest of the month and is leaving us with a long term sub
Teacher: who wants to be the leader of the class while I’m gone? Like who knows this stuff? *points to student* you know this stuff. Do you want to teach?
Student: uh uh what idk what are u saying huh no what uh huh???
Class: .......uhhhh what
Teacher: well the sub doesn’t know this stuff all too well, but some of you have got it down already, so those who know it can teach the class
Class: ......uhhh maybe what huh? Teach the class??
Teacher: whenever you feel the class is slow or maybe you think you know more than the sub, feel free to get up and take charge
Class: really?
Teacher: yeah, man, just go to the board and ask the sub for the marker and just do the problem man. Follow?
Class: ... follow?
Watching a chem presentation
Group presenting: now this thing usually overflows
Thing: *overflows*
Audience:
My Earth Science teacher (the same teacher as my chem teacher last year) showed us the video “Terry Tate Office Linebacker”
I GOT TO PET A BIO TEACHER’S BABY CHICKEN TODAY. IT’S ADORABLE AND NAMED BUTTER. THE OTHER ONE IS NAMED BURNT TOAST AND SHE ALSO HAS A CORN SNAKE NAMED KERNEL. THAT IS ALL.
In comp sci
Context: one the teachers was home sick so the other teacher went off on a tangent
Teacher: so what do you guys do when you get sick? Do you come back when you’re completely better or just after a day?
Everyone: .........
Me: you don’t get sick when you’re a magnet student.
Teacher: ahh
In R+E
Teacher: *showing us some tools*
Teacher: *picks up a wrench*
Teacher: this is like a crescent wrench on crack.
Teacher: .....or some psychedelic mushrooms.
In chem
I think my chem teacher was running out of things to teach us so he brought up a presentation called “Dirt”
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Slide 1:
What is dirt?
-soil
What isn’t dirt?
-an interesting movie topic
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Teacher: this part of the dirt is organic. What is it made of?
Class: organs!
Teacher: .....no
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Teacher: this is bedrock
Student: and you can’t go below bedrock
Teacher: ...actually
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Teacher: humus isn’t pronounced hummus. As soon as it’s pronounced hummus, someone tries to eat it. Don’t eat the humus.
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Student: you have to dig all the way down to almost bedrock to get diamonds
Teacher: diamonds don’t form in the sedimentary region
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Teacher: surficial is a good word. I was looking at Wikipedia for things to put in here and found a lot of good words.
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Slide:
Are we gonna go more in depth about soil?
Yes of course.
Teacher: Are we gonna go more in depth about soil? No.
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Slide:
USDA how could you?!
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Teacher: you know how I determine who are the slackers when kids are sitting in the computer lab? I look for where they sit. The three seats in the back are always people off task.