it’s INSANE how we’ve gotten an ‘iconic line’ in every tmagp case so far. we got “some of him,” we got “canaries should stay above ground,” we got “if i wanted to clear the canvas, i would’ve used turpentine,” we got “i think i shall stay here for a good long while”
i dont know why this annoys me so bad but why do ppl keep saying freddy runs on windows 95 when they explicitly state its NOT windows 95 but its PREDECESSOR, windows NT 😭 its a whole funny little bit! you know! in that episode you just listened to!
ALRIGHT IVE BEEN HOLDING ALL OF MY INSANE AND DETAILED THEORIES INSIDE FOR FOUR MONTHS AND THEY HAVE GROWN AND FESTERED INTO SOMETHING ENTIRELY THEIR OWN AND I’M MAKING THEM ALL YOUR PROBLEM NOW HERE WE GOOOOO
okay so anyway my current main theory is that Jon Martin and Jonah got schlorped into this other reality along with the fears but the way it happened led to EITHER their weird entrapment in mostly digital media (a lá the Leitners), which ALSO led to Jon and Martin and Jonah also getting stuck in whatever this equivalent of collecting fear-based stories shit is. So obvs they’re those three voices Norris (Martin), Chester (Jon), Augustus (Jonah) (Jon and Jonah are ENTIRELY guesses at present - if it is Jonah he’s the one with the v pretentious-sounding name for SURE tho) I have forgotten what those names are. Apologies.
Anyway I think it’s a weird fusion of whatever the Web was attempting with that website that collected stories, AND the role of the archive AND the creation of the panopticon by a man who was VERY. DEDICATED. TO. SORTING. AND. CATEGORIZING. So they’re collecting data, archiving stories for the Eye (Jon is still the Pupil and the Archivist, after all), but Jon and Martin prolly wanna help. Categorize. Give these people a fighting fucking chance. If I think about them too hard rn I’ll have an emotional breakdown so that’s a post for another time.
But anyway. The forced categorizing (dolls, watching / dolls, skin / all the subcategories under “Reanimation”). The voices reading them out. All of the computers and cameras and mics recording all these convos between the employees. The organization whose job is just reading and filing supernatural data and stories accurately which is important for some reason that no one can really understand or explain. Hahaha. Sounds familiar.
Anyway I’m obsessed with all of these new characters. I’m so excited to spend all of the time with them!! And be terrified of the horrors that are gonna come after them!!!!
Alice Dyer
Augustus
Chester
Colin Becher
Gwendolyn Bouchard
Lena Kelley
Norris
Office of Incident Assessment and Response
Response Department
Samama Khalid
Teddy Vaughn
Other Locations Introduced
OIAR Main Office
The Steward
Other Misc Objects Introduced
FR3-d1
Response 121
Connections/Item Relationships Found (New)
Employees of the OIAR
Episode 1 Case 1
Episode 1 Case 2
FR3-d1 voices
Pub that OIAR employees have been to
Former OIAR department
Sam knows the Magnus Institute
Sam and Alice's past relationship
Voiced Characters
Alice Dyer
Teddy Vaughn
Colin Becher
Lena Kelley
Gwendolyn Bouchard
Samama Khalid
Norris
Chester
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