#magpie masterlists

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Magpie’s Ultimate Masterlist

It had to happen eventually, and here it is. This took me a very, very long time, even longer than importing all my (under 100 at the time) fics from here to AO3. 

I’ve tried to arrange this into sections that have their own posts, causing myself more work but I think it will be worth it. Each work is only found under one linked section, but every work is listed. Enjoy your reading!

Romantic works

Two-character relationships 

Three or more character relationships

Platonic/Gen works

Queerplatonic Relationships 

Multi-chapter

Oneshots:

> Canon & Unspecified Setting

> Modern & Historical 

> Fantasy, Horror & Other

AO3 Only Works

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Moceit

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Oneshots

Valensides Prompts

How Does He Know -   Modern AU, high school best friends to boyfriends, confessions, fluff.

I’ll Help You Carry On -  Modern AU, engaged relationship, hurt/comfort, mental health warning.

You’ve Cat To Be Kitten Me -  Modern AU, established relationship, fluff, kittens.

I’ve Got You

Post-canon pre-relationship bonding.

The Way Things Should Be

Post-canon everything is wonderful.

7 Minutes In Heaven

Highschool AU, friends to boyfriends fluff

Let The Fun Begin

Jekyll & Hyde (Musical) AU, sex-worker Patton, pre-relationship sort of songfic.

Tea Party For Two

Mario Bros AU, Princess Peach!Patton has tea with Bowser!Deceit while his rescuers come for him. 

Beanpole & Short Stuff

Modern AU, in which they live together, tall Patton & short Deceit. 

Warm Me Up Inside

No specific AU, Deceit has stolen Patton’s hoodie to try and warm up, but the owner is much more successful.

Coming Home

Modern AU, Remus returns from overseas to see his sons and boyfriend Virgil, at the home his ex-husband Patton (and Patton’s new partner Deceit) now share.

Back To Bed

Modern AU, Patton comes to find out why Deceit isn’t in bed anymore.

Knees Weak

High School AU, Deceit can’t stay cool when punk Patton flirts back at him.

Build Strong Children

Modern AU, Janus and Patton parent their kids, Roman, Remus and Virgil.

Multi-chapter works

A Simple Favour.

Moceit Canon Setting, Deceit needs a favour from Patton, set pre-Deceit’s introduction to the series.

Keep You Safe And Warm

Fantasy AU, Faes Deceit and Patton accidentally end up rescuing/stealing a child.

How’s The Weather Up There?

High School AU, short Deceit has a major crush on tall Patton, shenanigans ensue as they slowly figure things out. Still updates occasionally.

Leather Jacket Love Story

1950s High School AU, the story of nerd Patton and his greaser boyfriend Deceit’s secret relationship.  Still updates occasionally.

A Kiss With A Twist

Canon-setting, Patton & Deceit getting together as Patton learns he may have misjudged the dark sides.

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Analodemus/Intruanaloceit

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Oneshots

The First Family Visit

Modern AU, Logan takes his very alternative boyfriends to meet his very normal family.

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Dukexiety

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Oneshots

On the twelfth day of Christmas

High School AU, Deceit pines over his crush Virgil and considers Virgil’s possible crush Remus. Warnings for: Character with ADHD not getting adequate support in school, insensitivity to cultural winter festivals, tiny bit of swearing.

My Heart Beats So

Modern AU, established relationship, Valentine’s Day fluff.

Clever Fingers

Modern AU, pre-Dukexiety flirting.

Up In The Box

High School AU, Outside perspective on tech kids Virgil & Remus being cute

Speak For The Trees

Modern AU, Remus tries to pull his boyfriend into another wild adventure

The Boop Button

High school AU, Virgil’s friends might not really be his friends and make him feel insecure, but Remus is there to make things better

Coming Home

Modern AU, Remus returns from overseas to see his sons and boyfriend Virgil, at the home his ex-husband Patton (and Patton’s new partner Deceit) now share.

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Intruality/Moduke

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Oneshots

Do You Wanna Build A Pillow Fort 

Modern AU, established relationship, hurt/comfort, insecurity.

Love Me Do

Canon-setting, Remus figuring out how to win Patton’s heart

Love In The Face Of Danger

Modern AU, Romeo & Juliet vibes/Forbidden/secret relationship

Brendon In The Bathroom

Modern AU, established relationship crack fluff

The Mushroom Hole

Fantasy AU, fae folk, Remus has met fae Patton, pre-relationship

Meet The Sanders’

Modern AU, Patton takes Remus to meet his family for the first time. Background Thomas/Emile (Patton’s parents).

Take My Hand

Modern AU, Remus gets stood up and Patton is there to offer some comfort.

Dating You, Round Two

Modern AU, Patton and Remus work in a bookshop, where the other employees want to get them together, unaware that they’re already in a relationship.

Coming Home

Modern AU, Remus returns from overseas to see his sons and boyfriend Virgil, at the home his ex-husband Patton (and Patton’s new partner Deceit) now share. Past Intruality.

Choices

Fantasy AU, Bad guy’s henchman Remus has defeated the heroes but takes a moment to beg his love Patton to join him on the ‘winning’ side. Patton offers the same choice back.

Better Things To Do

Modern AU, Patton distracts his boyfriend with a kiss.

The Roses Are Symbolic

Regency AU, Remus returns to his manor home to find his husband Patton in the garden.

A Freeing Cage

Fantasy AU, Patton is kidnapped on his way to marry King Roman, by none other than the charming and mysterious brother of the King, Remus. 

Kindred Spirits

Fantasy AU, Patton and Remus talk for the first time after having their marriage unexpectedly and hurriedly arranged. 

Husband Material

College AU, Remus talks to his roommate about a guy he’s met.

Multi-chapter works

The Thing In The Woods

Urban Fantasy/Horror AU, pre-relationship, Remus is a demonic creature, sequel only on AO3.

Love Lifts Us Up

Fantasy AU, Remus has wings and is an outcast, his relationship with Patton is a secret.

Idiots In Love

High School AU, Remus and Patton are both mutually pining and utterly oblivious, their friends and family despair.

Lay Down

Modern AU, Patton and Remus team up to rescue their friends and family and find some feelings along the way. Still updates occasionally.

Baby Makes Three

Modern AU, parents Patton and Remus take care of their young son Virgil. Still updates occasionally.

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Intruloceit/Loceitmus

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Oneshots

A Vision In Green

Modern AU, established relationship, fluff. It/its pronouns for Remus.

Multi-chapter works

Diagnosis: Crush (AKA ‘That One With The Handouts’)

High School AU, established Deceit/Remus, Logan pines over them and then makes a move.

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Intrulogical

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Oneshots

The Jobcentre

Modern AU, Remus keeps coming back to the careers centre where Logan works. Is he really that bad at holding down a job?

Take A Break

Canon-setting, Logan and Roman are working too hard and their respective boyfriends stage an intervention.

Free Hugs

Canon-setting, Remus angst, Remus is extremely touch-starved and has a very negative self-image. Logan discovers is by accident. Pre-relationship

Dying Of The Light

Apocalypse AU, Remus and Logan are together at the end of the world, escaping into a new one.

Multi-chapter works

Midnight Chats & Other Conversations

Modern AU, Remus gushes over his crush Logan with his tired but supportive brother, and gets himself a date.

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Anxceitmus/Intruanxceit

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Oneshots

The Wild Hunt

Fantasy AU, Fae folk, background/implied Anxceitmus.