This one was @trainofcommand 's fault for getting me thinking about a stargate AU where Evan Lorne joined the NID instead of the Air Force, because reasons. (reasons being Agent Barrett is cute and I still have a thing for men in suits getting wrecked and filthy). Anyway. If you haven't read ana's original fic for these two, I highly recommend it first 🤤
Lorne x Barrett office smut: A little effort
No big warnings, full tags on AO3 xx
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Evan Lorne, agent of the National Intelligence Department, carefully held back a smirk as Agent Barrett opened his own office door and curtly gestured Evan inside. Something must have got him really worked up; he didn’t often risk letting off steam at work like this.
“Debrief went that well, did it?” Evan said mildly once the door was shut— and locked, he noted with interest— behind the two of them.
“Un-fucking-believable,” Barrett groused, stalking up and walking Evan backwards. Barrett’s hands were already at Evan’s belt, unbuckling it with quick, irritable movements. He was impatiently moving onto Evan’s button and fly before he’d even finished backing Evan up against his desk. “I don’t know what these idiots are thinking out there, sometimes.”
Evan licked his lips, enjoying the view as Barrett dropped straight to his knees while muttering and scowling. “Only sometimes?”
“Yeah, good point,” Barrett agreed, tugging Evan’s suit pants and underwear down with one firm yank. “Most of the fucking time.”
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