#malleolus

[baihu-baihu]

getting a radiology degree and like every morning when I'm still half asleep I start thinking in bones

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Malleolus: How did you get Claudia to betray me? What did you offer her?

The Oracle: I asked if she wanted to embarrass you and she instantly agreed.

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Domitius: I don’t know, this plan seems complicated.

Malleolus: To be fair, you also once said that about an orange.

Domitius: They don’t make sense! Apples, you eat their clothes, but oranges, you don’t?

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Malleolus: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!?

The Oracle: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.

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Malleolus: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.

The Assassin: Those are wanted posters

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Malleolus: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look.

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The Oracle: Malleolus, thank you for agreeing to see me.

Malleolus: I didn't. You just walked in here and started talking.

The Oracle: I don’t have time for a history lesson.

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Claudia: I'm CRYING. You made me CRY.

Malleolus: Baby.

Claudia: Now is not the time for pet names!

Malleolus: No, I'm calling you a baby, I'm insulting you.