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loser gf. loser gf. loser gf.
durarararararararaarararararararararararararararararararararara text posts 7/???
durararararararararrrararararrrrarrrrrgh text posts 3/?????
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team izaya (aka jackass squad) + guests
(durarara!! text posts 1/???)
durarara!! au where simon makes izaya take on the raira trio (and saki) for like an internship (after punching him) so instead of the rest of the series being a drawn out gang war, it ends up being a high-stakes dark urban fantasy version of the office.
-namie is still there, and she and mikado have bi-hourly death glare matches
-anri continues trying to slash izaya, coming up with more and more complex ways to get him, and ultimately recruiting mairu and kururi into her “shank the twink” schemes
-masaomi still flirts with anri. and sometimes namie. and also mikado. no amount of pointing out that saki is literally right there will get him to stop, and pointing her out too much usually makes her start flirting too
-initially, only namie, izaya, and saki are allowed to touch the Evil Master Plan Chessboard, but izaya and saki both lose privileges (izaya for one too many fires, and saki for reasons no one is comfortable discussing)
-izaya still gets shanked by yodogiri but anri doesn’t try to slash him while he’s in the hospital bc she’s way too nice. manami very much does try, and izaya constantly taunts them both about it
-manami joins anri and the twins in the “slash a bitch” team
-mikado and saki seem to be having a subtle contest of who can be more unsettlingly adorable
-if izaya, mikado, and saki are all in a room together, someone else has to be there with them. otherwise that room will soon be on fire.
-if izaya, mikado, saki, and the twins are all in a room together, then that room is probably already on fire.
-saki is the only person there who genuinely likes izaya. this does not stop her from betraying him at the drop of a hat if someone she cares about is in danger. or if it’s just kinda funny.
-izaya has to find a better hiding spot for celty’s head and sulks bc now he can’t prance around his office monologuing about valhalla with it. this has convinced namie that there may in fact be some sort of benevolent deity.
-sometimes mikage shows up. the raira trio spends the better part of several months trying to figure out if izaya is sleeping with her or namie. this comes to a conclusion when they walk in on namie and mikage making out.
-during shizuo and izaya’s pointless death matches, the whole office shows up to cheer him on. and by him i mean shizuo.
-mikado eventually starts timing izaya’s Evil Monologues
-anri has yakuza immunity bc absolutely no one is stupid enough to piss off akabayashi. she ends up acting as a spy for the awakusu-kai but unfortunately most of what she has to report is “yes orihara is still insane. no i don’t think he’s been doing any drugs but honestly that’s actually even more depressing he’s just Like That”
-izaya does still do his Evil Plans but he has to be even more careful and every now and then one of the kids gets in trouble and he ends up getting forced to help out
-the recruitment process: “will this be a paid internship?” “of course this is a paid internship, i’m not a monster”
-izaya’s crush on shinra gets increasingly obvious and somehow absolutely nobody notices
-every single one of izaya’s attempts at a hot pot party fail miserably
anyone else in the durarara!! fandom ship haruna and manami or am i just swan diving back into one-man-ship hell