#maria-chwan

[saucymangos]

Sketch idea: Beetlejuice being a really loud bottom. He's not moaning, he's shouting from ecstasy

First ask let’s goooooo Full version is on my twitter as per usual, but here is the cropped ;3

[doctorgerth]

Headcanons with Perospero x Fem!Reader and they are giving each other massages?

Alrighty, let’s get this party started with some Perospero! These got a little suggestive and I feel like it was kind of inevitable...That or I just have a dirty mind 🥴 Thanks for your request! Hope ya like these, honey 💕

HCs: Perospero and Fem S/O Giving Each Other Massages

✲ I feel like Perospero would be really good at giving massages. If he’d trim those damn nails of his lol Those nails are nice for back scratches or massaging your scalp, but for other massages? Not so much. He’s sliced you with them claws countless of times before, so you two typically reserve a day or evening for massages, that way Perospero can prepare properly.

✲ And he is very thorough in his preparations! As mentioned, he trims his nails, but he also makes sure the setting is perfect. He’ll have the table (or bed) prepared for you with candles all around and the softest music playing. It’s very intimate!

✲ He has a drawer full of oils and lotions to enhance the massaging process and even owns a couple of books on how to give proper massages, just so he doesn’t accidentally harm you in any way. He loves to pamper you, so of course he’s going to go all out and make sure it is absolutely perfect!

✲ When you’ve had a particularly rough day, Perospero will easily rub out all of your stresses. He won’t let you leave the room until your body is entirely relaxed! His fingers know you best, and they know all of your tense parts, so it really is like pure magic when he massages you.

✲ He also shamelessly enjoys all the noises you make when he rubs into your skin and therefore will do what it takes to elicit as many of those noises as possible. Will also get close to your private bits just to tease you.

✲ “Hmm, does that feel good, my sweet gum drop?” 

✲ He is of course very tease-y about it and your massaging sessions can some times to lead to more steamy activities, which will end with him massaging you all over again lol But ultimately, he just wants to relax your body, so he will take his time in taking care of you.

✲ When you turn the tables and decide to give him a massage, he is automatically putty in your hands. Every touch you give him sends him straight to heaven, so when you rub into those particularly tense spots? It is pure god sent. You think your noises are embarrassing? He can’t control all the satisfied groaning that comes from his mouth, nor does he try to. He wants you to know what feels good so you can keep massaging into that spot! 

✲ Don’t try to casually rub into his shoulders when in front of others, or he is really going to embarrass himself by lookingand sounding quite...suggestive in front of others. That could really damage his reputation and deter him from massages all together.

✲ That being said, you two prefer to keep your massaging sessions in the privacy of your home and truly take the time to ease the tension in each other’s bodies! You both know each other’s bodies the best and thankfully have the resources and tools to make your massaging sessions incredibly satisfactory.

[animatedarchives]

(A message to Yamamoto from Haikyuu) Hi Yamamoto-kun! Want to practice flirting with me? I have my eye set on this super cool spiker from Nekoma who has a mohawk and who does the loudest spikes on the court 😏

[yamamoto]

WHA- WHO???? 😤😤😤 wait a second but... im the only one with a mohaw- wAIT DO YOU MEAN ME???? ... because if yes then... ahem, maybe you’d uh, like to go out some time? 😬

[imagine-loki]

Imagine infiltrating the frost-giants' castle in Jotunheim to meet Loki after he left Asgard. You are conversing with Loki, when a group of highest-rank frost-giants arrive in the room. Loki makes a table appear out of thin air and hides you under the tablecloth. The frost-giants approach Loki and ask him to sit down with them to talk about business. Loki sits down nervously. After a minute you crawl to him, afraid of becoming exposed. Loki makes room between his legs and you sit there quietly.

[maria-chwan]

Winter hat (Connor x Android!Reader)

Rain was pouring on the roof of the mansion. Investigation had been going on for a while. You were dripping water over the red carpet, standing next to detective Connor in the mansion's lobby. It was raining loud from the sky.

You saw an older cop entering the mansion and approaching you. They had an officer cap pulled over their ears and eyes.

"Hey, rookies! I got here late because of the traffic. Could you fill me in about the details attached to this case?" the cop asked you. You scanned their name tag: detective Dean.

"I'm afraid we can't help you detective Dean. We just got here-" detective Connor apologized, only to stop talking when detective Dean jumped back.

"Waah! You are a robot! What the hell! Fucking androids, jesus christ!"

Dean refused to talk Connor and turned to talk to you. "You can fill me in about the details, right?"

"Yes, I can", you answered.

"Great! Thank you! What's your name?" detective Dean said.

"I am (Y/N). I am an assistant detective android sent by Cyberlife", you told them.

"Not you too! Can't I get away from all of these androids?" detective Dean cried out, strutting away.

Dean hadn't noticed your LED because of the winter hat you were wearing. You realized that human cops in training wore the same hat and winter coat you were wearing to the investigation. Your clothes made you probably look like a young human cop. You pulled the winter hat better over your ears, glancing at Connor. He adjusted his tie.

You referred to almost every other android as "it", even your colleagues. Connor was an exception. You were programmed to respect professional detectives, but you felt like it was the fact that you had learned something from the hierarchy between human cops that caused you to act unexpectedly. You called Connor "he", because "sir" wasn't just enough in certain situations (for example when he wasn't present). Calling Connor "it" felt oddly uncomfortable and disrespectful, which could be a sign of the human habit of being nervous when talking about your boss.

"Let's get to work", Connor told you, approaching the investigation. You followed him. Once you both entered the room with the crime scene, he leaned down to whisper you something.

"We should ask about the details attached to the case and search for the clues inside the house before they disappear", Connor explained the plan.

"The most effective way to start would be probably if one of us asks the officers about the information and the other one starts to look for the clues", you stated, trying not to gather any unwanted attention from the cops.

You watched the other cops in the room. There was a group of young and old officers trying to crack the case open on your left.

"I was thinking about the same thing. I think you should talk to the officers", Connor whispered. His eyes were deep in thought and more insistent than ever. "Earlier detective Dean didn't notice you were an android. You could pass for a human assistant, which means you should be able to win over the officers' trust."

"You are right, it worked earlier", you admitted, finding the plan simple and smart enough. "It could have been just the hat though", you proposed casually.

"I was thinking more about your voice and mannerisms. My voice exposed me to detective Dean. He could tell I was an android the moment I opened my mouth." Connor shrugged in defeat. "What is with that hat anyway? Why are you wearing it?"

You liked wearing clothes you chose for yourself, not the uniforms they gave you at the station. You didn't want to tell Connor about it though, with the increased deviant cases weighing his mind. What was this emotion?

"This hat sure came handy, huh?" you said instead. "I'll make sure to pay mind to my voice and mannerisms too."

"Alright", Connor said, dropping the subject even though he was curious. He walked away, approaching the body. "Don't do what I did."

"Ha!" you laughed. You may have laughed louder to try to appear more human to the officers, but it wasn't a fake laugh in the slightest.

~

[ask-sanji]

[ask-flame-emperor]

(From this post) 

Welcome to the blog and Thank you for the support  @maria-chwan  @looseautumnleaftea

[deviant-detectiverk800]

Would you like to get promoted in your workplace? For example, would you like to be a lieutenant in the future? Or if Hank's boss retired and you would get offered their job, would you accept it?

Connor thinks for a while before answering.

"Well...since the revelotion androids are now making salaries. So I suppose there is higher incentive to move further career wise. I'm not so sure I'd be well suited for Fowler's position. But I could see myself as a leuitenant."