Sexiest Podcast Character 2026 — Preliminaries — Dungeons & Daddies: Odyssey/Quest
Who is sexier?
Glenn Close
Lark Oak-Garcia
Mark Likely
Mercedes Oak-Garcia
Scam Likely
Propaganda
Glenn Close:
Official DILF who was on DILFs of Disneyland, single dad trying his best, widower, went to time prison to give his son a better life, sexiest non-Night Vale competitor of 2023. Just look at all the propaganda he amassed during that
Lark Oak-Garcia:
Lark Oak-Garcia was submitted without propaganda.
Mark Likely:
So much gender swag that nobody could keep their pronouns straight and the show was forced to canonize her as nonbinary. Played by the DM's sister and their sibling rivalry antics bleed through the character to give her some of the funniest moments in the show. Canonically was introduced in disguise as an incredibly sexy firefighter dad who everyone loves and who has Definitely Been Here The Whole Time. Vaguely eldritch creature but make it goofy, sexy, and gender nonconforming. What else could you possibly want!!!
Mercedes Oak-Garcia:
Do i even have to explain
Scam Likely:
HE IS HOT ‼️ AND SEXY ‼️ AND HE SCAMS PEOPLE AND HE HAS MULTIPLE ARMS AND HE HAD AN ANIME PHASE AND and. i love him dearly and he had a plushie come out
