You: I gotta sneeze
Me: TURTLES TURTLES TURTLES
you: ??????
😂 you’re doing this on purpose aren’t you, that whole sneeze thing was a build up to this moment where you could say turtles thrice
and lemme just say, to everyone who may or may not be watching this interaction, Marlowe HAS MY NUMBER, and yet chooses to send asks instead 💀











