#marsposting

[ghirganatik]

OH MY GOD

HES SO FUGLY I WANT HIM ON MY SHELF NYEOW

[stonedfemmeblues]

double checking to see if the funny innocuous textpost that gets suggested to me on tumblr was posted by a terf should be a completely irrational worry, but it happens frequently enough that it keeps justifying my worry. like i’ll get a funny completely normal looking shitpost suggested to me on here and i’ll decide to double check the account before i reblog it and find that they’re a fully radicalized terf that cites kiwifarms.

[twilightsolitaire]

soup

[landofdiceanddumbasses]

Made this for a friend so he can have a token for this little bean.

[goncharrival]

A dnd bit that will never get old for me is using the exact information you get from a check as your character's next line. Like,

Fellow player: With a 17 insight you can tell she feels confused.

My character: "I can tell you feel confused."

Or

DM: With a 14 arcana you can tell that the amulet is linked to some strange, ancient power that you feel tugs at your memories.

My character to the rest of the party: "The amulet is linked to some strange, ancient power that tugs at my memories."

[thegreatemperorofmars]

This creature lives under the surface of mars and eats all the run off sewage from martian society

It's saliva is very acidic and toxic when touched

If you ever find yourself on mars, please be careful and steer clear, for your own safetey

I know it may look cute, but contact with it can cause extreme harm and possibly death

I will not tell you it's name, for legend says that uttering it's true name causes a swarm to ambush your current location

[m0cachin]

[bonethievery]

did u guys know that i love my wife thank u