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@thegreatemperorofmars
Hello humans
The people of mars would like to make contact with the humans of earth
If you have questions about martian life and culture please reach out and ask
My goal is to create a positive relationship and hopefully an alliance between the martians and the humans
If any martians are seeing this feel free to make blogs of your own and communicate with humans
Greetings and best regards,
The great emperor of mars
First pee of 2024
Second Pee of 2024
what would you do if he the when when yes
I would yes when do
∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ╎リ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷᓭᒷ ⍑𝙹ʖ𝙹ᓭ ᔑ∷ᒷ ↸𝙹╎リ⊣.... ╎ ⍑𝙹!¡ᒷ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ|| ᓭℸ ̣╎ꖎꖎ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ᓭ𝙹ᒲᒷ ⊣∷╎ꖎꖎᒷ↸ !¡╎⊣ᒷ𝙹リᓭ ⎓𝙹∷ ᒲᒷ
This creature lives under the surface of mars and eats all the run off sewage from martian society
It's saliva is very acidic and toxic when touched
If you ever find yourself on mars, please be careful and steer clear, for your own safetey
I know it may look cute, but contact with it can cause extreme harm and possibly death
I will not tell you it's name, for legend says that uttering it's true name causes a swarm to ambush your current location
im glad whoever made this photo helpfully added a red circle so i could spot the alien but im still not sure where the alien is. could someone please magnify the alien so i can see it. i cant find any
hope this helps
thanks jens but i still dont know what youre showing me. could you point some arrows at it or something. maybe that will help me see it
here you go
thank you for trying to help jens but i dont see anything of interest. could you maybe increase the saturation and exposure on the alien or something. that oughta make it stand out. add a few more circles and arrows too maybe
hope this is helpful
thanks jens this has been really helpful. i dont see anything though. could you magnify it a little bit more
okay
oh shit is that an alien
||ᒷᔑ ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ ̣ᓭ ᒲᒷ
This being appears to be a baby Jepterian
Fully grown Jepterians are quite long and lanky, with sort of an ethereal look to them
Babies, on the other hand, bear a greater resemblance to pale adult humans
I have just come into possession of a new royal familiar
His name is Kleeblo and I have grown quite fond of him as of recent
Kleeblo was selected from his brood as the cutest and most suitable for life in the Martian Palace
Kleeblo is the first pet I have ever had, and I now understand why humans are so attached to their own earth pets
That I should've bought you flowers And held your hand Shoulda gave you all my hours When I had the chance Take you to every party 'Cause all you wanted to do was dance Now my baby's dancin' But she's dancin' with another man
There's a reason you call him Bruno MARS
Fuck martins
Who is martin
Do martians use vibrators
If you humans want to know about martian sex and procreation, you can ask in a decent and respectable way
I will not be answering this ask because of how vulgar and scandalous this is
Im the queen of mars I was invisible on earth it only took me the magic portal to maars to giver me some self worthhh -
I was just a lonely girl Lookin' for a little fun Though without a friend in the world I was forced to find a new one.
Now I'm the Queen of Mars. I was invisible on Earth It only took a magic portal to Mars To give me some self-worth
You put a crown on my head And you all seem to worship me Well you don't understand a word I've said Still you treat me like royalty.
'Cause I'm the Queen of Mars. I was invisible on Earth It only took a magic portal to Mars To give me some self-worth.
Note: Final verse is repeated on the album version
magicgirl3000
pee time alert! alert! waiter!!! Im thirsty!!
I will not tolerate any humans coming to mars and trying to overthrow the government system here
We do not have kings and queens, especially not if they're from earth
whats the mars equivalent of a castrato
On mars, the only music we have is vocal percussion, similar to 'beat boxing' on earth
I have never heard of a martian mutilating their sex organs to improve their musical performance
Although, I do know that some of the more serious musicians have surgery performed on their throats to achieve a wider range of sounds
have u ever been to earth
As of now, I have not
I have sent many drones and probes to make sure earth is safe for martians
All the data I have received has proven that I would be able to survive for at least a month on the earths surface
I plan to make my first exhibition in the coming weeks
I will only be staying on earth for about five earth days, as I do not want to push the limits of my body
This creature is native to mars
We farm them for their bones much like how humans farm cows for their milk
All of the meaty parts are toxic to us martians
Venus & Mars Conjunction ©
Fuck Your planet
-Uranus
GET OUT OF HERE YOU FUCK ASS URAINIAN FUCKERS GET OFF MY FUCKING BLOG YOU BUTTHOLE SHAPED METAL LOOKING LOSERS
I now realize my actions were not the most noble here
It was late at night and I was very high on potassium-silicone
Although the martian relations are not the best with Uranus, I do not wish active harm on them
I hope you humans feel free to make your own opinions on Uranus, unaffected by my previous aggression
