seen from United States
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seen from United States
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Wednesday, May 11, 2016
Sensei Hiro: “I dislocated my finger during freestyle kumate and popped it back in. It’s a little stiff and swollen.”
Niome (professional nurse): “That is so bad. You have to splint it. If it dislocates again you’ll be in big trouble.”
Sensei Hiro: “Ah, it’s not that bad, it already looks a little better.”
Niome: “You’re stressing me out, Sensei!”
When you’re preparing for a presentation that you’re about to do but all you can think of is martial arts...
Thursday, April 28, 2016
Senpai Cliff: *Says something sciencey and involving math*
Me: “Why do you have to do that?”
*Sensei Hiro looks over with raised eyebrows*
Senpai Cliff: “We were just discussing science.”
Me: “Why do you always have to be so smart?”
Sunday, April 17, 2016
“Okay, everybody line themselves up so they can see themselves in the mirror. Now, I don’t care what side you do this on. No I do…no wait. No I don’t. ”
-Senpai Cliff
Wednesday, March 30, 2016
Senpai Cliff: “You’re doing that movement the old way. Sensei Garry changed it last time he came.”
Sensei Hiro: “It’s just how I see the movement being done. I can’t help doing it that way.”
Senpai Cliff: “You keep doing that and you get in trouble for it, then.”
Me: “Solidarity! Guess we know who doesn’t got our backs when times get tough.”
This is where I should be right now...
If only I could be as serious about my university classes as I am about martial arts...
But really, what’s so exciting about financing a business or how government’s and businesses relate when you could instead be learning how to toss people around or to expertly whack someone with a stick?
Friday, January 29, 2016
“When I’m doing martial arts, I know exactly where I am at all times. Every other time though I literally have no idea where I am. I could be standing on grass in a field and be like ‘Am I standing in water right now?’”
-Han
