#marysuecore

[highestelf420]

Alterhumanity is wild for me because what do you mean I’m an elf alien cat angel who is a demigod child and also a bard, druid and wizard.

[highestelf420]

Being so powerful that your enemies can sense you coming before you even know it for yours'elf is a validating and sexy feeling, but it also gets tiring. Sometimes, a girl just wants to run down the stairs of her wizzy tower real quick and cop an iced latte all stealth-like, yk?

[highestelf420]

Haterz will flame, but a wizard can’t care about what a troll thinks.

[highestelf420]

Demonologists and Diviners: Seeking Knowledge

I got possessed by a demon because I was standing next to this guy who was already being possessed by it and the demon saw that I was ravishingly beautiful with a glowing dark aura, the guy he was possessing’s eyes started glowing red and saliva began dripping from his mouth, and he jumped to possess me but then, he instantly jumped back into the other guy and started puking this viscous black sludge. Then he keeled over and sobbed loudly for like 15 minutes straight, screamed “what the FUCK” and left. I keep trying to summon him but he’s ignoring my calls (from my candlelit summoning circle). Boo literally jumped to possess me and now he’s playing so hard to get. What gives? From the second he had physically possessed me I could tell we had something special. I keep consulting my tarot cards about it and pulling The Devil, Three of Swords and Nine of Swords lol.

[highestelf420]

I don’t dress revealing in public because I want to be asked out or advertise that I want to have sex, I do it as an agency of chaos and evil. It’s extremely entertaining to watch strangers lose their fine motor functions, drop what they’re holding, walk into walls, trip on their own feet, etc.