#wizard potion

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

We are mixing the theologies in a big pot until we get something unpalatable to literally everybody

[highestelf420]

I was making a potion in my big cauldron but accidentaly got too stoned and halfway thru forgot what i put in it already ……….. fuck

[magic--pilled]

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[loganofthenorth]

Make a Potion

Garlic

Spider Webbing

Flower Petals

The Blood of an Enemy

Acid

Clovers

Holy Water

Lightning

Grinded Gem Stones

Liquid Gold

Voting ended onFeb 23, 2023

[thelocalwizardsblog]

Hey, hello, my arm is slowly detaching itself from the rest of my body, do you know what’s going on? It should grow back (I’ve willingly given myself Mass Fungus Transmutation Disease if that helps your diagnosis) but it’s minorly inconveniencing me and I’m worried/amused by the idea that it may be toxic if I try to feed someone my fingers.

ah fear not canned-wizard! Mass Fungus Transmutation Disease is perhaps on of my favourite diseases. Worry not, for the toxicity caused by feeding someone your fingers will in fact be incredibly amusing.

If you'd rather cure yourself of the disease you can of course use a frogs leg and eel tongue brew, the recipe, incase unknown to you I shall leave below:

One cauldron or other brewing instrument (if you don't have one feel free to use mine or borrow from a witch acquaintance)

3 litres of swamp water

2 pairs of deep fried frogs legs (airfried is also acceptable)

eel tongue (any type is acceptable, but if you used airfried frogs legs evil eel will be most effective)

3 fireflies

1 moth

20 grams of stinky plant

2 teeth

leave to simmer for 2:30 hours

Hope this helps!

[highestelf420]

Being so powerful that your enemies can sense you coming before you even know it for yours'elf is a validating and sexy feeling, but it also gets tiring. Sometimes, a girl just wants to run down the stairs of her wizzy tower real quick and cop an iced latte all stealth-like, yk?

[mr-kiwi-the-wizard]

The hell was in my coffee today.

I'm perceiving existence outside the physical canonical domain.

[wizardpigeon]

Wizard potions