Did you see the Buzzfeed hit piece on Arnie Hammer? Holy shit that was over the top...
….. I’m reading it now and I just want to state that at
But Hollywood would never give up on a guy that handsome, that tall, that white, with a jaw that square.
I felt a real great need to grab the writer and ask her if she has a hateboner for this poor guy, but let me finish and I’m giving my very brief 1.30 am opinion
no okay wait I have to stop again and state that this person is an idiot because if PULP FICTION, PRODUCED BY THE INFAMOUS HARVEY WEINSTEIN, IS AN INDIE MOVIE THEN WE HAVE A GODDAMNED PROBLEM okay that said, let’s go on
okay, I’ve finished. I’m just - It’s almost 2 AM and I have no force of will, but briefly:
did armie kill her kitten
is she his hs girlfriend and has he dumped her horribly
or are they ex-es and it ended badly
what has this guy ever done to her
because sorry but if you write this fucking novel (is2g if you told me to convince you of all the reasons why cersei is my most hated asoiaf character I couldn’t reach half of this and I’m famous for walls of texts but come on) to basically shit on the whole career and personality of a guy whose only crime has been… finding work…. in movies…. in hollywood….. you really have a problem like find a fucking therapist man you really have a problem
(ps: I was already burned out on my johnny d*epp crush from when I was in middle school when the lone r*anger came out so I never saw it but everything I remember was ppl joking about how they picked hammer as the lead so he wouldn’t accidentally overshadow johnny d*epp so like…….. how were they prepping him for stardom…????)
(anyway, pulp fiction isn’t a fucking indie movie)
the subtle shaming of the fact that he’s into bdsm isn’t nice
actually the whole insinuation that the guy is basically being a fake isn’t nice at all
how about this guy is a good actor (because he is) and he managed to stay around the industry because he’s good and you stop judging people on privilege or whatever
if this thing had been written about a woman people would be screaming misogyny
what has this guy ever done to her
tldr: this person needs to get a kitten, get over her hateboner, if he ever dumped her in hs she can forgive him for her own mental health and she can change her job because this thing was long, badly written, so horribly cringy and so… like….. trashy I can’t fucking even