#mayhem lore

[grishaverse-chaos]

For the ship game if you like: Malina

yeah I ship it!

I kind of always shipped it but I started liking it even more when I got in a debate irl about malina vs darkl!na, and realised just how good it was

fav things: the ORPHANAGE, how supportive Mal is of Alina (and ik people don't think he is, but he IS), how they are literally the embodiment of "your partner should also be your best friend", that one line from the show "Mal and I changed the world" which I could scream about for DAYS.... basically I love this ship it's so fucking cute

does shipping malina count as an unpopular opinion? I feel like it kind of does lmao, but my real hot take is that Alina shouldn't have lost her powers at the end of r&r! her ending is perfect APART from that - me and my best friend irl decided that she should have lost only the power from the amplifiers and kept what was hers originally, and honestly that's replaced canon in my mind

[dr-cobalt-mayhem]

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Accessing Medical Record…

Record has been purged. Initiate recall procedures?

...

RECALLING Medical record of Dr. Cobalt Mayhem:

Childhood Experimentation Log results: Retains few physical characteristics of a cryptid without the aggression. More observation required to monitor progression into adulthood. Recommended to stay within home city. [UPDATE. Subject has left home city. Efforts are still being made to locate subject]

University medical record:

Fractured right radius and ulna, and collapsed left lung in car accident. Required surgery on collapsed lung but made full recovery.

Attempt at trimming fangs unsuccessful.

Massive exposure to radiation during lab accident, no effects recorded. Fled hospital to continue working.

After receiving her doctorate, she fell off the stage and suffered a concussion. She escaped the hospital and is still considered missing.

UNAUTHORIZED UPDATE DECTECTED. INCLUDE IN RECORD?

...

Personal update:

I’m still immune to radiation. But not to heat. Burned left forearm. Hopefully it won’t scar.

Death ray accident again. Singed my eyebrows off. Luckily my serums work and they regrew. But I think there’s some nerve damage still. Will have to experiment more.

Wait. Why am I making a log anyhow. Maybe I should just purge this whole thing. One less way for people to find me.

[dr-cobalt-mayhem]

37 & 48

37: Do I have any phobias?

No, not that I know of. Well, maybe spiders. They look disgusting and they have too many legs. 0/10, I hate them.

48: What was my lowest point? What was my highest point?

My lowest point came quite recently. My dear lab partner Dr. Mischief had disappeared. I had assumed she left me. In truth she was just lost in my lab which I am assuming to be infinite at this point, but I am a person who assumes the worst so everything just spiraled.

My highest point would definitely be causing the entire town of Clearview to evacuate and call in a decontamination squad. I didn’t even mean to do it, I was just trying to blow up the town hall, but apparently there were some tanks of toxic waste hidden in the basement by another villain, so the whole town got contaminated. I’ve since moved on to bigger and better cities but terrorizing those locals with my latest inventions was always a good time.

[dr-cobalt-mayhem]

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Deleted File 6/24/23 Loading…

DATA RETRIEVED:

[AUDIO TRANSCRIPT]:

“Damn it. I’m getting soft. What was I, stupid, dumb. I can’t think anymore. What kind of useless cryptid am I, just hair and fangs and show. Can’t keep a lab partner for more than two weeks and the only one that cares for our work and stays is lost and it’s all my fault. I’m useless.”

EXPLOSION SOUND

“Shit! My fume hood!”

FOOTSTEPS

“Oops. Didn’t know that was recording. Guess I’ll be deleting that.”

[dr-cobalt-mayhem]

Its a pleasure to meet another scientist! I'm Patissier! You should come visit my lab sometime it would be simply wonderful!

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It’s a pleasure! I think I shall pay a visit. I am in a wonderful mood at the moment- I found my lab partner (mostly) unharmed in the abandoned halls of my lab. I am patching her up at the moment and then I shall introduce her. Hope you don’t mind if I bring a plus-one, she is just as evil as yours truly. Nice to meet you Patissier, drop your lab’s location and we can make our way over in not time.