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Vesper is either a raging Lesbian or the chavviest girl you’ve ever met

Elliot : Wow. A surprisingly peaceful domestic moment!

Elliot : when will it be ruined?

Vesper : DAAAAAAAAD!!

Elliot : there it is

Vesper: do you think we should do something? Elliot: of course! Now let me get my camera…

Aster: Thanks for opening my message and not responding.

Vesper : All good bro, any time.

Aster: F*ck you.

Vesper: I have issues.

Aster: Finally, you admit it! The first step to redemption is accept-

Vesper: With you.

Vesper: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.

Aster: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.

Walking through Xibalba

Vesper: “Something's off about this place...”

Aster: “...You mean other than the giant pools of blood?”

Vesper: “Nah that’s normal.”

Vesper: You disgust me.

Aster: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don’t care.

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