#mbpoltics

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PC leader Brian Pallister has a frightening flashback to middle school on the campaign trail this week when asked to show his math on a whiteboard of just how he came up with the tax cut cost savings figure of $2,020 for the average Manitoban.

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The first snafu of the election season comes when Brian Pallister attempts to demonstrate his election slogan in real time. Apparently he couldn’t, “walk and chew gum at the same time."

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Councillor Marty Morantz is not seeking re-election to pursue a new political career of never speaking about the Sterling Lyon Parkway extension ever again.

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In anticipation for Legalization day, Winnipeger’s are still wondering where this government approved “stanky-ass chron gonna be.”

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Winnipeg mayoral candidate Jenny Motkaluk says if elected she would fund studies into figuring out who those icky bus people are. 

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The names Fortress, Lyle Fortress and I come to you with an idea.

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The Winnipeg Police Service is in even more hot water after allowing its taxpayer-funded helicopter to be at an advanced screening of the Hollywood movie it appeared in.