what if we just start calling hancock's brother ebenezer? yk like ebenezer hancock, john hancock's real life brother? actually nobody on earth remembers that guy's fucking name i bet. i had to play john hancock in a mandatory school play when i was a kid and i was the ONLY ONE who memorised all my lines (like 4 paragraphs!!) even though they SAID IT WAS COMPULSORY!!!! anyway that's why i know it. but ebenezer mcdonough has got to be the dumbest sounding name ever i love the idea that nobody calls him his first name because it just sucks and he hates it
we can actually i think hc that for every fallout character that is only given one name. i am a firm believer in danse is his first name, no last name cus he's an orphan and a synth, but the idea that his name is like, gaylord danse and he just doesn't want anyone to call him that is equally good
