the people (me) yearn for the kane siblings' egyptian gods (a retelling of the ancient egyptian myths told by carter and sadie, in the style of percy jackson's greek gods)
highlights include:
sadie explaining how anubis' job works . poochiekins shoutout
carter telling us about ra's journey
sadie talks about bast's mythological background and it's so lovely and she loves her so much <3
amos takes over to tell the horuset salad story . makes fun of his boyfriend
PLEASE add your ideas i know jack shit about egyptian myths 👍
The three funniest things about Kane Chronicles to me (as someone who finished rereading the third book last night)
1. Unlike the other Riordanverse books, this series is translated from an audio file. So not only did Carter and Sadie somehow remember EVERYTHING enough to record their experiences, occasionally you’ll get little comments like “Shut up, Sadie” or “Stop laughing, Carter”
2. In order to solve the love triangle problem, Rick Riordan really said, “Let’s just have the two guys MERGE INTO ONE FREAKING PERSON”
3. One of the trainees is a little boy named Felix who can summon and control penguins
Whether Riordanverse Characters are boy or girl parents.
This is just for fun. Do not take anything I say seriously. This is just what I see with their canon personalities.
Characters included: all of them.
Reminder, none of this means anything cause gender was made up as a way to control people.
Percy Jackson
Girl. Absolutely a girl parent. Although Percy would absolutely love a boy, I can see him bonding unequivocally better with a daughter. I can't really describe this one, its just a feeling i have.
Annabeth Chase
Either. She doesn't even have a preference. To her, a child can either be another person to share her intellect or she may follow the pattern of her own father unintentionally and be absent whilst working on architect projects. I think she's aware of this too. Thats why I cant ever see her canonly wanting kids, if she did want them she wouldn't have a gender preference.
Jason Grace
Again, either. Jason has had to do a lot of u learning from his time in New Rome. Mostly in himself and where he fits in the world. He would never make any of his kids feel lesser and he would always try to establish fairness between them.
Leo Valdez
This man is a girl dad. I will not be accepting any arguments on this. This man has never given anything other than girl dad.
Frank Zhang
This man does not care. He has too much move in his heart to care. Boy or girl, that baby will be his world. He often turns into big fuzzy creatures to entertain them. His kids personal favourite is the koala.
Hazel Levesque
Piper McLean
Hazel is a boy mom. I can't accurately describe how I know this. Its just a feeling i have in my soul. She's a great mother who loves her son so much.
Let us be so real, this woman is a girl and boy mom. She would get along with both equally well and she would make sure no matter what that she spends adequate time with her children no matter their gender. I can also see her charmspeaking them to tidy their rooms.
Nico DiAngelo
He does not care, this man would die for either his son or his daughter. He has lost too much family to push more on his own progeny.
Will Solace
I imagine these two having twins, one boy and one girl. And i imagine that Will unconsciously gives more attention to the child that gets hurt the most. But he does not have a preference. He just wishes his children would stop falling off swing sets face first.
Luke Castellan
Idc, keep children away from this man.
Ethan Nakamura
Girl dad. Another one I cant accurately explain. I think he would be so panicked everytime her baby hands would reach for his eye patch.
Carter Kane
He is really leaning towards a boy at first because he knows what life is like for Black and Brown women as a Biracial Black man himself but he is soon reminded that who he married also courses through his daughters veins.
Zia Rashid
Zia Rashid does not care at all. She is not a boy mom and she is not a girl mom. She sits comfortably in the middle. It is by coincidence they have all daughters but neither of them are disappointed.
Sadie Kane
Girl mom. 100000000% a girl mom. She is such a character that has become so ingrained into my mind i physically can't see her not teaching her daughter to disrespect all authority. Spoiler, it came to bite her back in the ass when her daughter is 12 and refused to clean her room.
Walt Stone / Anubis
This one's interesting since its a man and a god in one body. But neither of them truly have a preference.
Anubis has been around since before gender was even a concept in a philosophers eye.
And Walt is just happy to be alive and he is lucky enough to have a family which he never thought he'd ever get.
Magnus Chase
Are we being serious right now? This man's lover changes their gender presentation whenever She/He feels like it. This man doesn't care about no ones gender. Especially the ones he's supposed to love most of all.
Alex Fierro
Alex does not care. Alex does not belive in gender constraints. Alex honestly never thought she could love someone as much as she loves her kids. He never stops thinking about them even when they are just a hallway away. I think Alex would be the most surprisingly soft parent.
Sam Al Abbas
Girl mom. She definitely wants to inspire more young Arab girls that they can be more than the stereotypes. I think that is a cause that she holds very deep in her heart as an Iraqi American female pilot. It is also pivotal to her character that she experience racism and islamaphobia because she wears a hijab. Passing along that tradition and her religion to her children is so important to her, especially her daughters.
Hearthstone
This man is just happy to have a family that loves him. I think that in general he will feel melancholy a lot of the time because he'll never be able to hear his child speak. Blitz has to remind him that hearing is what the world brings into the body. What Hearth brings to the world for his kids is the most important part. They'll always remember that their father did his best even without the ability to hear.
Blitzen
Again, it is slightly implied in canon that Blitzen was abused and I think after going through something truly horrible like that, mundane things like gender don't really matter. Love does. Blitzen is just like Hearth in that way, their love for eachother and their kids is them making their own family. And their kids will never go through what they did.
guess what? you guessed right! it’s anpu-o-clock ⏰
sketches of anubis’ pre-ennead-capture design, before the demon day children were captured and he was left all alone in the underworld for who knows how long… actually i have a theory regarding it
picture this. this is anubis before ennead were trapped in the duat, strong, very mature, both in personality and physically.
after osiris(and the rest) get trapped inside the duat / the stone, it’s like as the time went by his body began to regress back into a younger, smaller version of himself. since we know tkc!anubis was quite distraught over the fact of osiris not being there, it makes sense that his maturity & metaphysical ‘age’ also regresses back down, because of the concept that time works differently in the underworld.
i think we truly see this, mainly in the red pyramid, when sadies sees him in her ba dreams, he looks quite young. and its very prevalent with the inner turmoil that we got to see for like 5 minutes, he’s very confused (and a quite a bit reclusive, untrusting) in regards to osiris not instantly reclaiming his throne the moment he was out of the stone.
within this same scene, theres some parts which make him sound very *very* young, in mentality/maturity (unsure if this is the word that fits) at least.
