#mchanzo-incorrectquotes

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Hanzo: Jesse, I need you to swear something to me-

McCree: Fuck

Hanzo:…

Hanzo: swear as in promise

McCree: my bad

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McCree: can I ask you an important question?

Hanzo: is it a marriage proposal?

McCree: no….

Hanzo: then no, you may not.

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*Shimada temple grounds*

Young McCree: so, do you come here often?

Young Hanzo: this is my fucking house

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McCree: What’s the first thing you realize when someone approaches you?

Hanzo: The audacity

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McCree: *applying chapstick*

Hanzo: What flavour is that?

McCree: Oh, it's cherry.

Hanzo: Can I try it?

McCree: Sure *hands over chapstick*

Hanzo: *grabs McCree by the collar and kisses him*

Hanzo: It's not bad... Do you have any more of that?

McCree: ... *McCree.exe has stopped responding*

McCree: Oh no, he's hot.

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McCree: Watch this, darlin’. I’ve been practicin’. *fires bow and arrow and hits the target*

Hanzo: Impressive. Now, watch this.

Hanzo: *grabs Peacekeeper and shoots a Dragonstrike from it.*

McCree, pouting: Showoff.

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Hanzo: why can’t I find guys like this

Hanzo: *looking at a picture of a sexy cowboy*

McCree: hey

Hanzo: no

McCree: I’m literally the guy in the pic

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McCree: it ain’t healthy to eat cake after 7pm...

Hanzo, eating cake at 3am: fortunately for me, time is an illusion.