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Not today Justin
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@mchanzo-incorrectquotes
McCree: What’s the first thing you realize when someone approaches you?
Hanzo: The audacity
Hanzo: Jesse, I need you to swear something to me-
McCree: Fuck
Hanzo:…
Hanzo: swear as in promise
McCree: my bad
*Shimada temple grounds*
Young McCree: so, do you come here often?
Young Hanzo: this is my fucking house
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McCree: can I ask you an important question?
Hanzo: is it a marriage proposal?
McCree: no….
Hanzo: then no, you may not.
McCree: I have rode through countless sunsets to get to you, darlin’
Hanzo: the heavens could not keep us apart
Tracer, to Emily: they seriously couldn’t just have said ‘happy Valentines Day’? I can’t beat that! It’s not fair!
Emily: Lena, it’s not a competition.
McCree: *applying chapstick*
Hanzo: What flavour is that?
McCree: Oh, it's cherry.
Hanzo: Can I try it?
McCree: Sure *hands over chapstick*
Hanzo: *grabs McCree by the collar and kisses him*
Hanzo: It's not bad... Do you have any more of that?
McCree: ... *McCree.exe has stopped responding*
McCree: Oh no, he's hot.
Hanzo: why can’t I find guys like this
Hanzo: *looking at a picture of a sexy cowboy*
McCree: hey
Hanzo: no
McCree: I’m literally the guy in the pic
McCree: Watch this, darlin’. I’ve been practicin’. *fires bow and arrow and hits the target*
Hanzo: Impressive. Now, watch this.
Hanzo: *grabs Peacekeeper and shoots a Dragonstrike from it.*
McCree, pouting: Showoff.
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Hanzo: I do not understand why you are all arguing about “tops” and “bottoms”. Bunk beds are for children.
Genji: Who’s gonna tell him
McCree: no
Genji: IM GONNA TELL HIM
McCree: NO!
McCree: We need a diversion to distract those guards!
Hanzo: I’ll kill them. Bet that would distract them!
McCree: Hanzo, no.
McCree has trouble flirting because he’s an idiot
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McCree: it ain’t healthy to eat cake after 7pm…
Hanzo, eating cake at 3am: fortunately for me, time is an illusion.
How can it be past 19, when it’s high noon.
McCree: it ain’t healthy to eat cake after 7pm...
Hanzo, eating cake at 3am: fortunately for me, time is an illusion.
Hanzo, about to go on a long mission: I’ll see you in a week.
McCree: don’t forget to write.
Hanzo: I highly doubt I would forget such a primitive skill.
Hanzo: sometimes I still think back to the day I did this to you and wonder how lucky I am that you are still willing to speak with me
Genji: we all made mistakes Hanzo. You are forgiven and it is time to move on.
Genji: ...kinda like that time I accidentally cut off Jesse’s arm.
Hanzo: you WHAT?
McCree, holding Hanzo back: Darlin’ relax. I forgave him!
McCree: if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put “U” and “I” together
Hanzo: fortunately I don’t need to be able to rearrange the alphabet because “N” and “O” are already together.
McCree: THERE’S A SNAKE IN MY BOOT
McCree: scratch that, there’s two!
Hanzo: don’t mind them. My dragons rest where they feel safest.
