#me rip

[mewumu]

Mermay dump! Haha pretty much all of these are just me mer-ifying my friends lol I was gonna do more but I ran out of steam lol

The first two are based off of sea slugs (jorunna parva and Chromodoris quadricolor I believe)

Then we have a froggo, a sun fish (Haha liv I took ur challenge lol ;p) and a lion fish!

Lastly a betta fish and a blob fish! ;>

[surreptitious-us]

me six months ago: omg why would anyone call someone daddy?

me now: colin farrell? did you mean daddy?

[oysterie]

whatever i got all the stains out of my white hoodie except for the 3+ year old curry stain but i wasnt expecting that too :(

[billyidolsbitch]

stokoetopia

Literally why I gave up on tinder and okcupid, every cute guy and woman lived 5000 miles away

jfc tinder has been the most pointless experience of my life its just a bunch of horny guys most of them not even my type and the ones i do go out w might be really great but also want to do it on the first date?? and i just?? no??? and tbh i wish i could be the type of person to have a relationship w someone halfway across the world but im not and that just makes it worse :/ 

[mashallahwallahi]

guess who just got 4 vials of blood drawn and didnt pass out!!!!!!!