#mean jokes

[uncleasad]

Random thought of the evening: why has there never been a University of Phoenix joke about Landon in any Legacies-going-to-college fic I’ve read? (I’m looking at you, Lizzie Saltzman 😏)

(Or maybe there has, just not in any of the Hosie fics?)

[ntimmel]

[irradiatedpretzels]

I was trying to do a really stupid, subtle joke in my Castle setup about Kennyo sabatoging his own happiness and his whole "I'm just a demonnn, can't you seeee" deal... but it makes me feel bad more than it makes me laugh, so I may have to change it. 🤣

Kennyo. We gotta fix that self-hatred in your route, babs..

[askjennie]

My partner is really mean in a jokey way to me in public, but So kind and caring and sweet in private when its just us two. I spoke to them about it and they said they dont realise they act different infront of other people. Do you have any advice?

Whether they realised that they were acting differently or not doesn’t really matter. They know about it now, because you told them, so… are they going to change their behaviour? How did you resolve this conversation? Did they say something like “I’m sorry, I didn’t realise, I’ll pay more attention to how I act in public in the future”, or did they say something like “well I didn’t realise, so don’t expect me to be responsible for my actions”?

There’s nothing else that you can do to change the way they treat you - you’ve told them that you’ve noticed a difference in the way they act in public and in private, and hopefully, you’ve expressed to them that you’re not happy about it. Now it’s up to them to decide whether they want to keep being mean to you, or whether they want to make an effort to treat you with respect at all times. If they step up and change their behaviour, great. If they don’t, then unfortunately, it’s your turn to make a decision. Do you want to stay in a relationship with someone who is never going to stop being mean to you in public, or not? 

[confusedandsleepyy]

How to be an Asshole

Friend 1: Hey guess what?

Friend 2: What?

Friend 1: If you were an inanimate object, you would be a trash can't.

Friend 2: *shocked silence*

[unwrittenrulesofthisdevilsite]

Unwritten rules of Tumblr by me

Rule #106 Seeing one of your old post still being circulated even though its ancients is like seeing everyone carrying around a dino bone. You don't know why they have it or where they found it but you sure as hell arnt going to say, you made that when you were on the toliet and you made yourself laugh too hard

[iamnamelessgem]

HOW MEME CULTURE MADE US ALL CRUELER

Memes are a minefield. With high profile meme tales coming to light recently, such as Wentworth Miller and the unseen depression behind a meme he starred in, it might be time to start thinking more about the people behind the lols… One of the latest doing the rounds is a picture of a woman who took her shoes off and fell asleep sprawled out in a chair in the middle of a shopping centre.

Cue internet. It didn’t take long before that meme-y part of the interweb got hold of the photo and put their amateur editing skills to good (?) use. Let the battle of the online comedian commence.

And so it goes: AHA! I think this is funny, so if I show it to other people before anyone else does then THEY will think I’M funny and I will be original and hilarious (and righteously indignant when the fat jewish nicks it) and get made king/queen of the internet. I do get it. People do some strange things. I’m not above a chuckle at seeing a dude wearing make-shift flip flops made from carrier bags (sigh, Dalston) – but I’d probably just sneak a pic of the feet, not a full shot of the guy to be posted to Reddit or wherever these things go to be meme-ified.

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