Megamind AU where Roxanne and Megamind in disguise as Bernard are still “partners” investigating Megamind’s scheme, but Roxanne thinks Bernard is gay for Megamind.
Hear me out: Megamind in his arrogance and egotistical thespian nature keeps complementing himself on both his intelligence and attractiveness; but Roxanne only sees Bernard saying these things. The plot continues like normal but with Roxanne at the picnic scene asking when he began developing feelings for Megamind.
Megamind is completely caught off guard by this assuming he and Roxanne were on a date but in typical Megamind fashion he “yes, and’s” his way through it with varying degrees of success. As Roxanne points out how obsessed he is with Megamind and knowledgeable of his past and tendencies while they’ve been researching how to beat him, Megamind realizes how Bernard comes across as VERY flamboyant and potentially in love with Metrocity’s dictator. Having already dug a hole pretty deep with his identity and closeness with Roxanne, instead of telling the truth or risking her discovering his secret identity by admitting his actual sexuality, he doubles down on Roxanne’s misunderstanding.
Roxanne instead of trying to talk him out of it says she’s supportive and then tries to hatch a scheme or seven of somehow setting Bernard and Megamind up together in hopes that Bernard might be able to turn Megamind away from his evil ways.
Megamind, trapped in his web of lies, has to get Minion’s help in staging Roxanne’s schemes and attempt to make them fail in increasingly comedic ways. Minion wears the transformation watch pretending to be Megamind while Megamind continues to play the part of Bernard, while internally both of them are HIGHLY uncomfortable and find the situation utterly ridiculous.