It’s Friday night and I accidentally got drunk way sooner than was originally planned. It’s not my fault. I bought a six pack on my way home to enjoy throughout the night. Now I’ll admit that I’m a lightweight. Anyways. My mom made soup and it was really forking hot. So I drank more beers than I planned while I was eating dinner. And well. Now I’m drunk. I sort of just realized it in the shower.
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