Everyone’s reaction to reader coming back from a girls night tipsy and horny
I thought this idea was wayyy too funny
18+ minors DNI
Mel
Probably was at the girl’s night with you.
If you smack Mel you’re losing access to your hands and they will be pinned.
She completely understands getting caught up in the moment but she isn’t the one to slap. It’ll just be used as an excuse to steal your soul.
This girls got gadgets you’ve never even heard of and they’re all gonna be working at their highest setting tonight.
Accidentally traumatizing Jayce and waking up to enough noise complaints you could swim in them.
Vi:
At first she’s a pouty puppy. Hasn’t even noticed that you’re tipsy and hella horny. She’s too caught up in feeling bad for herself that you left her at home to spend time with your girls.
She has to get a good look at you before she realizes what’s going on and smirks.
Handsy, hot and bothered, she’s liking this side of you.
But then her pants are coming off, and wow you taste like hard liquor and when did you get her top off?
As soon as she realizes you’re moving a little too fast for her she panics.
Locked herself in the bathroom and sat in the tub till you passed out by the door.
Viktor:
At first he’s excited to see you. He’s ready to hear about all the places you’ve been and what you guys talked about until he sees this carnivores look in your eye he’s never seen before.
You pretty much jump his bones.
You’re going to break the man. You’re squishing his face and he’s fighting to breathe while you’re having some of the best sex the two of you have ever had.
Moans in confused and a little scared cus what the fuck is going on.
He’s half out of his mind while you’re bouncing on him and only really comes back to earth once the two of you are done.
Littered in bite marks and can’t look you in the eye in the morning. Doesn’t even know who you are anymore. This is going in his journal.
Sevika:
Babes can do more than handle you. You’ve met your match with this one. She doesn’t really care if you’re gripping her hair hard if anything it makes her work harder.
Bite her she’ll bite back harder.
She’s gonna chuckle into your mound while you grind yourself against her face. Usually you’d never even think about sitting on her face because you’ve said it before you’re too scared you’ll suffocate her. It’s hard to believe the words ever left your mouth at the sight of the two of you.
When the strap comes out if you get wild she’s just gonna enjoy the show. Completely ignores you when you try smacking her. Only really cares about the faces you’re making cus you look cute.
Sevika can take a couple of hits this is a piece of cake.
Silco:
Someone missed you while you were gone as much as he hates to say it. He tried distracting himself with work but couldn’t help thinking about you and how cold you’d left his presence.
He waits for you at the door so once you come stumbling in he’s getting mowed down immediately.
Congratulations you’ve caught the king off guard and wow this is definitely a new position, have you always been this flexible? What are you doing to his body?
She’s sexy, powerful, and I want her to step on me. Of course I wanna be her play thing
It does have sexual undertones so 18+
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Enjoy 🤍
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(You’re Jayce)
.Owns one of those divorced widow robes in gold
.Hand feeding her grapes for breakfast
.sends you gorgeous flower arrangements while you’re at work
.Expects you to kiss her hand when greeting her and when appropriate her feet
.Is still dating Jayce but you’re her sweet so it’s not uncommon for her to skip out on him for you (he’s a tough cookie, he manages)
.You are not allowed to interact with him even if he speaks to you. Mel doesn’t share
.Has a guard assigned to you
.Wants to be referred to as madame
.Purrs if you praise her
. Is constantly telling you to leave your dish at the table but you never listen.
.” Leave it be love you’re taking their job.”
.Is an impatient capitalist girl boss, basically give her what she wants when she wants it
.When she’s feening will give you a hot oil massage and “accidentally” drip some wax on you leading to smexy times
.Loves grand gestures and loves them, even more, when she’s behind them
. Buys you intricate lingerie always lined with gold twine
.Will slap you if you touch without permission
.” Where are your manners?”
. She has a reward system. The better your manners the better the reward
. For her birthday you got her name branded in your area of choice and she was over the moon. She wouldn’t stop touching it the entire night
.Takes you with her to have your hair and nails done on a regular basis
.Expects you to make love to her by the fireplace
.Forced Jayce to make a custom toy for the two of you with all the bells and whistles (Poor Viktor got roped in too)
.Is always trying out a new face mask recipe on you
.You have lots of perfumed flower baths together
.She lets you oil her scalp before bed just cus you always give really good scalp massages afterward
. If anyone on the council disrespects you she’ll take it as a personal attack to undermine her and immediately start a political war on their means of commerce until they properly apologize
.She will absolutely step on you if you ask politely. Never hard, just enough to watch your face squish a little bit. Will giggle the entire time though