Cosmere Adults Hiding Easter Eggs
Call it a sorta sequel to the list where Cosmere kids did Easter Egg hunting. And Happy Easter!
MeLaan: It is so delightful to see the children children running around, having fun!
MeLaan: They'll NEVER find the last egg, though. Heh, heh, heh.
Marasi: ...It's inside your body, isn't it?
MeLaan: Maaaaaybe.
MeLaan: But don't worry! I'll turn myself transparent at the end.
MeLaan: To make it fair for the children.
Marasi: I can't decide if you being a dressed as a bunny is making this more horrifying or less...
Adolin: So...you didn't hide ANY of the eggs on the ground?
Kaladin: Of course not! They're on roofs or cliffs or trees!
Kaladin: Children love to be high up!
Adolin: ...
Kaladin: R-Right?
Adolin: Eggs are boring--I hid knives!
Kaladin: ...
Adolin: T-They're sheathed!
Steris: ...So as you can see, I have five zones, into which children may be sorted according to both age and visual acuity.
Steris: Not to brag, but Zone Five might even have some eggs that adults would struggle to find!
Steris: Whereas in Zone One, the eggs are just sort of sitting there in the open.
Steris: Do you want to see the charts?
Wax: You know that I do!
Shallan: All of my eggs are painted to blend into their environment!
Shallan: Which would make this a fun and challenging egg hunt...
Shallan: ...if not for my SPREN who are HUMMING LOUDLY in the location of EVERY EGG
Pattern: Such delicious, eggy lies!
Dusk: The skills these children learn through my egg hunt might one day save their life.
Dusk: All of the eggs are not only hidden, but also trapped.
Vathi: Dusk...please don't maim the children.
Dusk: ...
Dusk: Define "maim."
Szeth: I hope you are pleased with the egg hunt I have prepared for the children.
Child: Wow... Another plain white egg...
Dalinar: You didn't paint the eggs?
Szeth: You can paint eggs?
Sarane: When I was a child, I of course did a grid search of the whole area, since that's the most strategic way to find the eggs.
Raoden: [nodding]
Sarene: And it always vaguely annoyed me when the distribution was bad.
Raoden: [nodding]
Sarene: But any child who does their own grid search in MY egg hunt will be rewarded due to my systematically even egg distribution!
Raoden: Nice!
Sarene: ...Did I think about this too hard?
Raoden: In what way?
Starling: Egg hunts are so much fun!! My plastic eggs have AMAZING prizes inside too!
Starling: Oh hey! Kid! You actually need to go THAT way.
Starling: There are no eggs in that tree, friend! Maybe you should try looking in that patch of grass over there?
Starling: Do you need any help? I can show you where the eggs are!
Nazh: ...So how goes your resolution to let people do things for themeslves?
Starling: Um....
Child 1: Wow! This is the hardest egg hunt ever!
Child 2: Right?? I haven't found a single egg yet!
Child 3: Come on, guys, we can't give up!
Kadash: ...You forgot to hide any eggs, didn't you?
Vasher: "Forgot." Yes.