Journey Before Destination

Cosmere side blog. Slow reader. Currently on Oathbringer. ✅ WOR ✅ Tress ✅ Bands of Mourning ✅ Warbreaker ✅ Elantris

[lazulir]

I have finished the mistborn trilogy.

They lulled me into a sense of safety with the first book, then killed my whole family and extended family and my Uber driver while throwing me with 112358 bricks.

10/10

[lazulir]

The Survivors

"The mists are your friend, Vin. They hide you, they protect you … and they give you power."

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Jasnah: That’s tragic, I’ll be sure to keep you in my prayers.

Amaram: You’re an atheist, you don’t pray.

Jasnah: I’m aware.

[hoidianslips]

Vigo Mortenson is not too old to play Kelsier, just saying.

[lightweaver-naeuri]

Kelsier and Hoid's ship name being Keloid is so funny because keloid is an actual word and it's a type of scar.

[nooneinnportant]

Yup. I even have it saved on my phone.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

So. Um. @humanfox030

[humanfox030]

Nutmeg agrees, chose it with that in mind, and will continue to marvel at the fact.

[shutupwyl]

just things me and my friends have said about cosmere books cause why not

[therealtwontie]

I’m sorry

I can’t believe it’s the first stormlight thing I did

[icarus-is-lost]

My dumbass kept reading “unite them” as “untie them”, needless to say i was REALLY confused for the first while of Way of Kings

[the-ice-queen-623]

I’ve seen an interation of this before bit what if Shallan and Kaladin switched spren

Kaladin: I’m not worthy

Pattern: mmmmmm lies

Kaladin: its my fault tien died

Pattern: lies

Kaladin: I’m going to help Moash kill the king

Pattern: mmmm i dont think so

Shallan: i killed both my parents

Syl: damn girl youre messed up.

Shallan: my first boyfriend tried to kill my mentor

Syl: but you saved her righr?

Shallan: sorta

Syl: thats all I can ask for!

[tyresw]

Nothing in the cosmere could stop them if Steris amd Navani ever met

[hoidianslips]

the way these women deserve so much more nuance on the page

[hoidianslips]

Brandon Sanderson is a coward because he thinks the size of Jasnah and Shallan Brightness Radiant's breasts are character traits to fixate on but won't say anything about Dalinar's dump truck ass.

WE KNOW that Dalinar has big naturals and phat ass because of the body mechanics needed to swing a big ahh sword. But Jasnah and Shallan have boobs because everyone knows boobs are windows to your womanly soul and also that's where women store all their extra brain cells apparently.

But big naturals might be stereotypical or near synonymous with radiants and shardbarers and it's a whole theme we're going with (News Flash: its not).

[leahthetincan]

I have an idea for a mistborn rarepair

Zane and Reen (vins older brother)

[echoingcave]

Wax: God told me to save the world and I lost my best friend because of it

Zane: God told me to kill people and it got me killed

Dalinar: Storm God told me to trust my son's rival and it almost got me killed

Kelsier: God told me he was God and he got punched because of it

Hoid: God told me he was God so I teamed up with 16 other people and killed God

Sazed: None of the gods I know about told me to become God but I did it anyway and now my life sucks

[remlinxd]

Words of Radiance where everything is the same but Jasnah is there for “-and for MY boon” and she interrupts Elhokar’s temper tantrum with “no no he’s got a point” because she wants to see Amaram get his ass handed to him

[nooneinnportant]

Ulaam: Land, ho!

Hoid: I told you to stop calling me that.

[frombraize]