Ok people, if we're gonna keep saying Superman is from Kansas, I'm gonna need you to commit!
I am going to need the following:
★ WHEAT. Keep your corn OFF of the Kent Farm, please. This ain't Nebraska or Iowa.*
★ A typically neutral Kansas accent. We are not in the South. We are not in Appalachia. You can search YouTube or TikTok for Kansas and "Accent Tag" or "Accent Challenge" to hear examples. Also, as much as I love and have adopted "y'all" into my vocabulary, I grew up saying "you guys". ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
★ A distinct lack of elevation changes. This place is flatter than you can imagine. At best we've got the Flint Hills.
★ A deep suspicion, distrust, and resentment towards all things Missouri. Clark himself is too good to be like this, but the rest of us are still mad about them trying to make us into a Slave State during the Civil War.†
★ Relatedly, much love for John Brown.
★ Peppernuts. This is something that can be represented outside of Smallville, like if Clark brings a giant ziplock bag of these addictive, tiny, anise-flavored Mennonite cookies to the Daily Planet. You eat them by the handful. They are the best.
★ Tbh more Mennonite representation in general.
★ Fearlessness in the face of tornadoes. We do not run to the basement or the storm cellar unless it's right on top of us. No no, we pop open a beverage and sit on the porch to watch.
*I did not grow up surrounded by wheat-themed school mascots like the Threshers, the Swathers, and a creepy sentient shock of wheat known as "WuShock" just to see a weird alternate reality where the culture is deeply entangled with the wrong damn crop.
†Fucking Missouri. Slavery-loving bastards.









