#mercred

[ogalactus]

@mercred speaks : galactus, hear me out. you and me ... opening a diner where we sell pancakes. we can call it ... galactopool diner !

❝ galactus hears you & must wonder whether madness has finally claimed your fragile feeble mind. ❞ a pause then, as if the great devourer of worlds was truly contemplating deadpool's words further, ❝ the name would not do , either ... what is this ; twenty-tens earth internet culture ? ❞

[viqilantis-archive]

@mercred liked for a starter.

" can’t seem to hold you like i want to. " the words are said without a filter to hold them back. his heart drops to his stomach. bruce grips edge of hardwood table, knuckles turning white, before he stands up straight and turns to face the man masked in red. " …apologies. i don’t know what came over me, wade. " a deep breath in, a deep breath out. a small fond smile on his face, though eyes express a sense of bittersweetness. he will never understand the constant pain of the other.. and it drives bruce crazy. " you can stay. or leave. i don’t care; i’m sure alfred has a guest room ready. "

[transistorized]

@mercred - Why do i have a restrictive order against the avengers tower ?? A TOWER ??

"Because you're a threat to life, limb, sanity, and property values. The vote was unanimous."

[supurman-a]

Hey, what do you think about skibbidi toilet rizz, Clark?

❝ you're almost 50 wade. FIFTY ... i have a degree in journalism and writing and have no idea what youre asking me. ❞

@mercred

[snkts]

❝ stop laughing at me . get . me . down . ❞

Oh, this is too much. It's so ridiculous that Logan can't help it.

He takes one look at Wade hanging out of the tree and breaks out laughing. Scratch that - he's cackling.

"How the fuck did you manage that?" He says in between giggles, grinning from ear to ear. "Strung up like a dipshit ornament on a dumbass Christmas tree." He's still snickering as he shakes his head and turns to walk away. Then he pauses, turns, and snaps a photo on his cellphone.

"Don't bother gettin' me a present this year," he says, waggling the phone before turning around and slipping it into his jeans pocket. "This is more than enough."

[entriprises]

i talk so much

"i bill by the minute."

[deathlieg]

@mercred - What caused you to start writing? What was your key point? questions for the mun / accepting

i couldn't tell you what started it that was…a…[mumbled number of years] ago and like i barely remember what i have for breakfast most days.  what i can tell you is that one of my earliest memories of me writing things for shits and giggles was way back in the dark ages when a baby me and my best friend at the time had a notebook we'd pass to each other between classes where we'd write our self-insert fanfic (if that tells you how baby i was) for a fandom i shall not name.  i remember this notebook exactly, for what it's worth, it was a little almost a5 thing we picked up from the dollar tree and i wrote in it with a sparkly purple gel pen so you knew who was writing what.

[t-errifier]

🛒: for our muses to go holiday shopping together / but they just steal

𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐏𝐔𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐈𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐒, no one dared to stop this odd - duo. plucking things off the shelf as they saw fit. neither of them had any currency on them - still treating the matter as if they were shopping like any other. ART took an interest in the hardware section, tossing anything that he could find into the cart his partner - in - crime was pushing. regular customers cleared the lane for them, not daring to say anything to them; a side - long glance was the most that they would get. if that, because they were too afraid of staring for too long. lest, their stares end up with one of them singling them out. the cart was a mis - mash of items from both of them, separate tastes for sure; it wasn't necessarily clear how the two of them were going to carry all of it out yet; but that was a problem for later on. for the moment, they were enjoying the domestic scene of getting to shop.

this was ART'S first time experiencing a DEPARTMENT STORE, especially around the holiday season. seeing the CHRISTMAS TREES had awakened something in him. he was pointing them out to WADE; trying to get him to look at them with great interest. his fixation on the holiday was like no other. the bright lights, the presents. all of the decorations had him running up & down the isles looking at the SANTA - SHAPED objects with glee. he couldn't get enough of it - what an odd fixation to have.