#mermmaid

[slorgz]

mermmaid replied to your post “hey y’all! sometimesineopets and i restarted the old neotag chat on...”

Omgggg put me in there I miss yall so much

added u!!

[veraamber]

emmy tagged me on this sooo

repost this, don’t reblog it. tag ten people you’d like to get to know better.

Name: Amber Nicknames: Vera, V Birthday: jan 10 Gender: girl Sexual orientation: bi Height: 5'3'' Favourite colour: blue! Time and date of the current moment: 4:40pm on dec 26 Average hours of sleep: during break: about 9, during school: probably like... 5 Last thing I Googled: "florence sweet nothing lyrics" apparently One place that makes me happy: really old places, like particularly really old historic downtown areas of cities. big cities in general too, i love going through downtown jacksonville How many blankets I sleep under: one comforter and 0-2 blankets Lucky number: 13! First word that comes to mind: mate, as in "nah mate nah"

i'm tagging: heterozygoats, stfangofboredom, sparxflame, cosenoditea, steprightovertheline, unrulygingerlesbian, samsamtastic, mermmaid, carsonists, and nohadon!

[voidbat]

mermmaid replied to your post: i’m drunk.

That look!!!! I want you to do bad things to me…Very bad things

::bow:: your wish is my command. 

::grin::

[voidbat]

Oh oh these questions seems neat! A, F, K, M, N

A. If you could get away with one murder in your lifetime without any legal, social, or emotional repercussions, would you kill someone?

without hesitation, and with my only regret being that i was limited to one. i've got a list. it's a small list, but a list nonetheless.

F. If you could take on the exact body and form of anyone else on Earth, who would it be?

am i limited to a timeframe? can i take my sixteen year old body but keep my 25 year old tits and all my tattoos and piercings and grey hairs and eyesight? (ridiculous maybe, but i'd miss my glasses.) and like, that 16 year old body would age normally but wouldn't get sick and shitty like this one has? i don't want to look like anyone else. i just want to feel better. (and maybe be thinner. and have body parts that are as yet unaffected by gravity.)

K. Have you ever watched a full length pornographic movie?

yes. one. i've watched a whooooooooole lot of porn, but i've only sat through one from beginning to end. 

M. If you could have the ability to manipulate matter or energy, which would you choose?

i already answered this one, but i'll answer again. JEAN. FUCKIN. GREY.

N. What was the worst nightmare you ever had?

::involuntary spasm:: tie between one where i got bitten by a zombie and realised suddenly that i couldn't wake up and had to finish the dream and in the dream i became a zombie and felt my brain slipping away from me and putrifying and i felt the primal zombie feels take over and it was really godawful cause i'm more terrified of zombies than anything else on earth. other one was one in which then-boyfriend-now-ex-husband and i had decided to kill ourselves. we each shot each other (that later in the dream turned into we'd taken poison) and like, didn't die immediately? so we went to bed and i woke up and we were both dying but by then my mom was up and about and i had to talk to her and act like nothing was wrong when i knew i was dying. i woke up from that one sobbing so hard i choked and nearly blacked out. scared the shit out of then-boyfriend because i was crying too hard to explain what was wrong.

[wienerlicious]

mermmaid replied to your post: “are you ever just like idgaf that’s future me’s problem”:

Come to Reno and hang out with me. I have AC... ;)

i cant even afford return tickets to vegas how would i afford tickets to reno

[fatearthsociety]

mermmaid replied to your post:Who wants to learn about the Christian sect I came...

Omg I wanna know everything

Here's the first problem -- and I didn't recognize this as a problem until I grew up -- the church of Christ, at least ones that I went to, don't want people who have formal training to be preachers. Not that they'd deny you from the position or anything -- it's a nice treat once in a while for someone to visit and preach about Biblical history while actually knowing something about it besides what their parents told them -- but it's not something that's valued in the slightest.

This was the culture. It was touted as this egalitarian thing, that "anybody could preach the gospel." Well, yeah. That's true. I can still get behind that. But not everybody can lead a church. Not everybody can do what a proper pastor does -- whether you believe in religion or not, a big part of religion is counseling. And next to no one in the church of Christ has the training to adequately handle that responsibility. The church of Christ is a breeding ground for abuse and the mental illness that results from said abuse, because nobody knows what the fuck they're doing, and they're telling everybody else to do the same things their abusive fucking great-granddad told their granddad who told their dad who told them. Two hundred years of cowardly abusive men hiding behind holy books.

[voidbat]

mermmaid replied to your post “why has nobody written shans and bat fanfic? i’m suddenly upset that...”

Whoa this isn't a thing???

it seriously isn't! i don't really know how, either, with all the weird adventures we ACTUALLY go on, there's not much you could do with shans and bat fanfic that would be outside the realm of believability.

except sex/romantic stuff. cause that's...no.

shans is totally the love of my life in a way that is very fierce and intense, but is also a nonromantic and nonsexual way.

[veraamber]

mermmaid replied to your photoset “so basically this filter in this super yellow hotel light makes me...”

oh my gooooooood that first picture is straight up killing me right now you are so pretty

nooo dont die, if you die then we cant be cutie blue-haired mermaids together