#mevoda

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Silence: You are my last living legacy.

Silence: *Hands Sabre a kazoo*

Sabre: ..??

Sabre: What do you want me to do with this???

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Slicer: In your professional opinion, how would I die?

Silence: Murder... execution.. we never find your head.

Spency: *Lifts his hand*

Silence: *Looks at Spency* You slip in the tub.

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Silence: And in the end we’re all just human beans.

Slicer: And together we will rice.

Mogi: Lettuce pray.

Crystal: Ramen.

Spency:  Well that was beautiful.

Sabre: What did I just witness??

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Silence: Who the heck ordered all these pizzas?

Flub, tied to a chair: You said I had one phone call.

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Mevoda, pointing at himself: You could make a religion out of this.

Lucas: Haha yeah.

*11 years later*

Lucas: *Realizes that Mevoda started a cult* OH.

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Silence: I didn’t raise you to disappoint me like this.

Sabre: But you didn’t raise me?

Silence: Exactly.

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Silence: Welcome to Applebees, would you like the apples or the bees?

Sabre: ...Bees?

Silence: He has selected the bees!

Sabre: Wait-

Spency: *Comes in aggresively shaking a jar of bees*

Sabre: WAIT-

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Lucas: You’re a wanted man, Medova.

Medova: That’s impossible, I wasn’t even a wanted child.