#sabre rossini

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Sabre: God give me patience.

Flub: Don’t you mean give me strength?

Sabre: If he gave me strength you’d be dead.

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Silence: You are my last living legacy.

Silence: *Hands Sabre a kazoo*

Sabre: ..??

Sabre: What do you want me to do with this???

(Edit: I POSTED THIS ON THE WRONG BLOG BUT OH WELL)

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Colleen: The Creed broke up. We’re toast.

Sabre: Broke up? Like- Like a band?? Like the Beatles???

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Sure, You may be verified on Twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of God?

Sabre @ pretty much every villain

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Flub: People who sleep without socks on make me worry.

Colleen: People who sleep WITH socks on are not to be trusted.

Sabre: People who sleep are weird.

Spency: I was sock once.

Rinnly: ....What does that even mean?

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I don’t care if you’re seven, I’m not letting you win this Easter Egg hunt. Welcome to the real world, kid

Sabre, Probably

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I’m tired of people telling me to “go to the hospital” and that I’ve “lost a lot of blood”. It’s my stab wound, not yours. Stay out of it.

Sabre, probably

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Sabre: See? One day you’re gonna look back on all this stuff and laugh.

Colleen: I assure you, for the rest of my life, every time I look back on this I will personally drive over to your house and smack you.