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@favremysabre-ac-incorrectquotes
Colleen: The Creed broke up. We’re toast.
Sabre: Broke up? Like- Like a band?? Like the Beatles???
Colleen: The Creed broke up. We’re toast.
Sabre: Broke up? Like- Like a band?? Like the Beatles???
Shark: I cut my finger and it’s bleeding.
Lucas: Just put pressure on it.
Shark, to his finger: If you don’t become a high ranking templar officer your family will disown you.
Sure, You may be verified on Twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of God?
Sabre @ pretty much every villain
Colleen: What are you gonna do? Annoy him into talking?
Spency: Ha ha very funny.
(5 minutes later)
Spency, sitting in front of Lucas who is being interogated: Two, three, four!
Spency, strumming randomly on a guitar: *Loud screeching*
Crystal, about Mogi: So my colleague often talks in his sleep.
Crystal: Normally it’s just things in his native language or gibberish or fragments of sentences, but tonight his true colors came out as I heard him said excitedly:
Crystal: “Yeah guys, and now its time to bedazzle everything.”
Sabre: God give me patience.
Flub: Don’t you mean give me strength?
Sabre: If he gave me strength you’d be dead.
Flub: People who sleep without socks on make me worry.
Colleen: People who sleep WITH socks on are not to be trusted.
Sabre: People who sleep are weird.
Spency: I was sock once.
Rinnly: ....What does that even mean?
Colleen: You don’t think I can fight because I’m a girl.
Mogi: I don’t think you can fight because you’re in a wedding dress. For what it’s worth, I don’t think Sabre could fight in that dress either.
Sabre: Maybe not, but I would make a radiant bride.
Silence: You are my last living legacy.
Silence: *Hands Sabre a kazoo*
Sabre: ..??
Sabre: What do you want me to do with this???
(Edit: I POSTED THIS ON THE WRONG BLOG BUT OH WELL)
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I shall take this single word into deep consideration, thank you for your wisdom.
Sabre: See? One day you’re gonna look back on all this stuff and laugh.
Colleen: I assure you, for the rest of my life, every time I look back on this I will personally drive over to your house and smack you.
Slicer: In your professional opinion, how would I die?
Silence: Murder... execution.. we never find your head.
Spency: *Lifts his hand*
Silence: *Looks at Spency* You slip in the tub.
Lucas: This has been a really stressful six months, I need a drink.
Lucas: *Pours whiskey*
Flub: Me too.
Flub: *Opens juicebox*
I don’t care if you’re seven, I’m not letting you win this Easter Egg hunt. Welcome to the real world, kid
Sabre, Probably
Sabre: Wow, it’s really muggy outside today.
Colleen: I swear if I go outside and all the mugs are on the lawn I'm leaving the brotherhood.
Sabre: *Sips coffee from a bowl*
Crystal: Okay so here’s a grammar tip. “Farther” is for physical distance. “Further” is for metaphorical distance. “Father” is for emotional distance.
Spency: Who hurt you?
Crystal: My father. Werent you paying attention?
