#michael is me

[ineffable-soandso]

Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a partyyy. Forget how long it's been, I'm just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a partyyyyy, no you can't come in. I'm waiting it out till it's time to leave, and picking at grout as I softly grieve. I'm just Michael, who you don't know. Michael flying solo. Michael in the bathroom by himselffffff

[normalpeoplethiings]

people are so focused of finding love but instead they just need to find michael holden!

like look how well he treats children

that is a green flag to me

michael is a walking green flag

[mikeluciraphgabe]

How these gays deal with bugs

Michael: despite being, well, Michael, he cries

Lucifer: Catches it with a cup, puts it in the freezer, attaches string to it, makes it chase Michael around the house

Raphael: Catches with cup and releases it outside

Gabriel: adds it to his growing bug army that will one day burn the government down

[whatisthepointofyouhardy]

Michael Sheen gazing lovingly at David Tennant: a series

Bonus:

[pacmanfeverrr]

Michael: LMAO Y'ALL GUESS WHAT

Jeremy: what

Michael: the swing broke while I was swinging again

Michael: this is like the third time it's happened now

Jenna: wait didn't you just fix it?

Jeremy: more importantly, are you okay?

Michael: yeah the part that was fixed was also the part that broke

[beautorigine]

wESKIN HOLDING HANDS

[guerins]

[eloisetrash]

I am Michael Clifford.