10 U.S. Politicians Not Running for Re-Election in 2026
Here is a list of 10 incumbent members of the U.S. Congress who have announced they will not seek re-election to their current offices in the 2026 midterm elections. This includes both senators and representatives, based on announcements as of October 2025. I'd like to send them off with a good dicking.
Now if you're super political and can't take this as humorous.
Go fuck off. Not everything is serious.
HONORABLE MENTION: Jerry Nadler (D-NY)
- U.S. Representative (NY-12); retiring from public office.
Before the weight loss and pooping himself… yeah, that last part is true. He shitted himself at a press conference. Look it up. Anyway, before all that, Jerry was a fuckable chub.
10. Mitch McConnell (R-KY)
- U.S. Senator; retiring from public office.
Yeah… I know most of you hate him. But I just want him to trip and fall face first in my crotch. Then help him up, take him to his office and knock him down again. And by "knock him down," I mean fuck his turtle looking ass. Don't judge me.
9. Lloyd Doggett (D-TX)
- U.S. Representative (TX-37); retiring from public office.
To be honest, I haven't heard of him till now. But from the looks of him, Doggett could get a farewell blow-job.
8. Thom Tillis (R-NC)
- U.S. Senator; retiring from public office.
I knew of Tillis before his retiring announcement, but he didn't draw me to him like others on this list. With that though, he'd get a farewell cock to the face.
7. Michael McCaul (R-TX)
- U.S. Representative (TX-10); retiring from public office.
6. Dick Durbin (D-IL)
- U.S. Senator; retiring from public office.
Another one who lost weight since the first time I saw him, but as bad as other handsome men who lost weight. I'd love to go back to Illinois with him and put a few ounces in him. If you know what I mean.🍆💦
5. Gary Peters (D-MI)
- U.S. Senator; retiring from public office.
A prime example of growing a beard will make you hotter. I believe I was the first guy to put Peters on the daddylovers map. But I feel like I didn't post enough of him.
4. Mike Collins (R-GA)
- U.S. Representative (GA-10); running for U.S. Senate.
Although he's not retiring and just running for another office. I'd love to put my cock in his face. I need to do more posts of him.
3. Ralph Norman (R-SC)
- U.S. Representative (SC-05); running for Governor of South Carolina.
2. Tommy Tuberville (R-AL)
- U.S. Senator; running for Governor of Alabama.
Tommy. Tommy. Tommy. I don't know whether let you blow me or fuck me. Decisions. Decisions. Decisions.
1. Don Bacon (R-NE)
- U.S. Representative (NE-02); retiring from public office.
Handsome, nice tits, I'm truly sadden by this one retiring. He's relatively young at 62 and he might get a little bigger down the line. And who would not have wanted to see a bigger chested Don?











