I have more paranormal au stuff for y’all
-Pennsylvania’s shop is the most underrated haunted location in America. It’s like 19 Kids and Counting only with ghosts. The shop isn’t even located on haunted ground, they just keep showing up and they never leave. He’s a nice person, but if he has to hear another Civil War soldier make a comment on his race he’s going to snap and throw hands with a dead guy.
-West Virginia and Washington are amateur Mothman hunters. They’ve been missing for a month. Rumors have started circulating that they actually found Mothman and the government kidnapped them.
-These rumors are being spread by New Mexico, a conspiracy theorist who runs a website on all the weird things in America. He’s a bit like the Lone Gunmen from the X-Files. He managed to get Massachusetts’ phone number and is always calling him, trying to get him to investigate some sort of alien related phenomena.
-Nevada is a government agent in charge of monitoring New Mexico’s activities. With New Mexico constantly bothering Massachusetts, Nevada figures that he’s a threat and spies on him as well.
-Florida is a literal demon. She pissed off the wrong guy in Hell and went into hiding on Earth, which led to her getting locked in Michigan’s trunk until the team could figure out what to do with her. She ended up being let go after promising to help out with some of the peskier demons, because she loves getting revenge.
-Texas is a devout Catholic. Arizona however, rides around on a motorcycle and performs exorcisms because “the Pope can’t stop her now”.
-Kansas and Jefferson are those ghosts who don’t realize they’re dead and keep accidentally scaring people away. They died before the Civil War, when they got into an argument and Jefferson tackled Kansas down the stairs. New Jersey got called in alone to convince Kansas and Jefferson that they were dead, but it backfired completely and he had to get the rest of the team.
-One evening Michigan took Massachusetts and New Jersey out to dinner at a place called the Whitney, waited until they had ordered food, and then said “by the way this place is haunted and we have permission to film and sleep here tonight”.
-Their youtube series that promotes their work is always trending, even though nothing ever goes to plan.
-Like, at the Winchester House New Jersey dropped his camera out the door that leads to a two story drop and to make him feel better, Michigan threw his phone out too. Massachusetts just watched as New Jersey freaked out about not having enough money to replace the camera, and Michigan made plans to get Illinois to buy him a new phone.
-Ontario accidentally ran into Michigan once in Detroit and later that year saw him in a video and hired the team to get rid of a ghost because he didn’t know how to ask Michigan out on a date.
-To be fair, there was a ghost. It was Quebec, who was a soldier in the War of 1812. Ontario bought something at an antique store without realizing that it held the ghost of an angry French Canadian.
-Quebec still hasn’t left Ontario alone, but instead of breaking all his plates now he just does little things, like opening the door when Ontario is using the bathroom, or stealing all the pillows.
-New Jersey, who knows what pining is, set Michigan up on a blind date with Ontario. Thankfully the two hit it off and that’s how Ontario got featured on New Mexico’s website as an alien sent to infiltrate the group.
-Ontario: Hey, some stranger online just called me an alien bodysnatcher. Is that normal?
Michigan: Isn’t that the guy who keeps calling Sam?
Massachusetts: Give me the computer.
New Jersey: Why?
Massachusetts: I’m going to leave a curse in the comments section.
Pennsylvania: Okay, no more computer privileges or occult book privileges for the next week!
Massachusetts: I WILL FIND YOU SPACEBOY42! YOU CAN’T HIDE FROM THE LAW!
Nevada: *watching through the computer camera* what the f u c k is going on?
