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[thespoonlord]

HA GET ROTATED

[youmadethesandwich]

Me: I love Sonic, I want to write so many fics

Also me: I love humans-are-space-orcs I want to write so many things

Me: …

Me: WHAT IF—

An assortment of thoughts by a sandwich

Longclaw sending Sonic to a deathworld knowing nobody else would survive following him. He’s small and young but powerful enough to survive the deathworld long enough to encounter the apex predators who are known for their crazy innovation and survival skills on such a planet, banking entirely on the fact that humans are insatiable pack bonders and Sonic is small and fluffy. Longclaws last ditch plan to save Sonic is send him to the Fkin scary aliens hoping they’ll adopt him, worst of all, it works 😌 (also, what better place to keep the master emerald hidden than on a death planet everyone it too scared to approach? It’s perfect)

R u tellin me it’s not the most humans are space orcs thing ever for Maria to decide to tie herself to a space hedgehog with a rope and pull her at Mach ten for shits and giggles. Shadow gets a pass bc he’s surrounded by humans 24/7 but any other Mobian should be like NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SURVIVED HUMANS ARE INSANE

Ivo getting his hands on alien power and just going ham like dude that should take years and years of research and testing considering it’s a completely foreign science and and Ivo is over here plugging it into his space ship like a battery my good sir that could blow you up and youRE LICKING IT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO AN ALIEN HAIR FOLLICLE YOU DONT KNOW WHERE THATS BEEN YOURE GOING TO GET SO MANY DISEASES HES FKIN CRAZY (yes he’s crazier than most humans but it’s still entirely within human range of crazy)

Also, just saying, Sonic, Knuckles and Shadow are the exceptions for Mobians, Tails is in so much danger all the time he is baby not because of normal Tails reasons but because the planet is out to kill and Tails is not Fkin equipped for this but hes GOT to warn Sonic that Knuckles is coming after him it doesn’t matter if Tails dies in the process Sonic must LIVE. Is it suicide? Bravery? Who knows! Least of all Tails

Knuckles knowing exactly the dangers of a deathworld Sonic has been hiding on, planning to take him back to Mobius so he can question him in peace without worry of him dying suddenly (meaning Knuckles can’t get the location of the Master Emerald) he’s not trying to SAVE Sonic but he still needs him ALIVE once he knows where the Master Emerald is he couldn’t care less about where Sonic lives but it’s is entirely too dangerous to question him on a deathworld. Unfortunately for Knuckles, Sonic bonded with a pair of humans that qualify the hedgehog as their child. And he just took him. Knuckles just ticked off two deathworlders who will stop at nothing to get their child back.

[sunnibits]

god I’m not gonna lie I’m not even trying to be normal about that old man anymore

[darkxsoulzyx]

POV: You join the fnaf security breach fandom / DCA fandom

[dragqueenstarscream]

ik a lot of people view starscream and megatron as a toxic couple, but i will always see tfp/armada starscream and megatron as a furious adult child and their abusive parent. it's burned into my brain. send help

[hedonia-hotline]

ford🤝bill

being obsessed with each others hands

[tanzdoesthings]

microwaving chicken and rice burrito, for @moonsofmachinery !

faster.

[kingofthebugs57]

Fisheye

do u got,,,,,waffle fries,,,,,