Excuse fucking moi, Kylo Ren is even more of a bottom than Mitaka
And Hux is literally physically incapable of being a bottom
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Excuse fucking moi, Kylo Ren is even more of a bottom than Mitaka
And Hux is literally physically incapable of being a bottom
Writing Update 25AUG20
Bright Spot: I have chapters one and three complete, but am really struggling to finish chapter two in a way that bridges the two. Will be looking at it again in October.
Nepotism (sequel to The General's Pleasure): Done! I'm now at the "stare at it for ten minutes a day until the typos show themselves" stage, which means about two weeks until posting.
CDI: this fic has been complete for going on two years, but I really hate it. As with BS, I'm happy with the beginning and the end, but the middle is just not working for me. I ended up going too far into the "Snoke is not nice" subplot of the India portion and getting too preachy about the inherent flaws of organized religion. I'd like to settle in and see if I can get it sorted before the holidays.
Possible upcoming wips:
As stated, Nepotism is part two of the Blow of State series. I have notes down for at least four more installments (two sequels and two prequels) but it's a "wait and see" game with my mental health atm.
Luke/Bodhi historical magical realism: outlined
Rey/Phasma 23rd century near-earth space exploration: outlined
On the non-SW side of things, I've been picking at the outline for a 00Q fic for a while, and I think I'd like to have it done before 007 Fest next year. There may also be some Mystrade in the works, as that's what I've been reading lately.
Good ol’, Pre-TFA filth
Still not sure how to process RoS, so I went back in time and had my first shot at unadulterated Mikylux. Hux has secretly placed a holocam in Mitaka’s chambers and sees something he probably shouldn’t. Turns out Kylo is very much into it and also unexpectedly nice when it comes to his partners.
General Voyeur
https://archiveofourown.org/works/21894946/chapters/52260109
AO3 stats for smaller Star Wars Sequel Trilogy pairings - November the 3rd, 2019
Here’s the current list of the Sequel Trilogy ships with 20-99 fanworks on AO3, excluding platonic relationships (tagged as ‘Character & Character’, not Character/Character’) and Official-Character/OC ships.
The differences between the ranking posted three weeks ago and the one posted today are in the brackets.
Unfortunately in the last three weeks Finnsma (Finn/Phasma) lost one fic and therefore fell off this list.
1. Dopheld Mitaka/Kylo Ren - 96 (+1)
2. Armitage Hux/Rose Tico - 95 (+3)
3. Poe Dameron/Jessika Pava - 93 (0)
4. Armitage Hux/Phasma/Kylo Ren - 89 (0)
5. Armitage Hux/Dopheld Mitaka/Kylo Ren - 87 (+1)
6. Kaydel Ko Connix/Poe Dameron - 83 (+4)
7. Poe Dameron/Leia Organa - 80 (0)
8. Finn/Rey/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren - 79 (+3)
9. Matt the Radar Technician/Rey (Star Wars) - 69 (+1)
10. Rey (Star Wars)/You - 66 (0)
11. Leia Organa/Rey - 64 (0)
12. Armitage Hux/Matt the Radar Technician - 63 (0)
13. Snoke/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren - 62 (0)
14. Poe Dameron/Rey/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren - 58 (+5)
15-17. Poe Dameron/Finn/Rey/Rose Tico (+1), Poe Dameron/Luke Skywalker (0), Armitage Hux/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren/Reader (0) - 54
18. Finn/Reader 50 and 3 works tagged only as Finn/You (0) - 53
19-20. Poe Dameron/Armitage Hux/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren (0), Dopheld Mitaka/Phasma (+1) - 50
21. Phasma (Star Wars)/You - 47 (0)
22. Finn/Armitage Hux - 41 (0)
23-25. Poe Dameron/Finn/Rose Tico (+1), Poe Dameron/Amilyn Holdo (+1), Kylo Ren/Anakin Skywalker 26 and 12 works tagged only as Ben Solo | Kylo Ren/Darth Vader and 1 work tagged only as Anakin Skywalker/Ben Solo and 1 work tagged only as Kylo Ren/Anakin Skywalker | Darth Vader (0) - 40
26. Chewbacca/Maz Kanata - 39 (0)
27. Clyde Logan/Rey (Star Wars) - 38 (+2)
28. Kylo Ren/Ben Solo - 37 (+1)
29. Poe Dameron/Paige Tico - 36 (0)
30. Armitage Hux/Knights of Ren - 30 (0)
31-32. Ben Solo | Kylo Ren/Rose Tico, Armitage Hux/Armitage Hux - 27 (0)
33-35. Karé Kun/Temmin "Snap" Wexley, Clan Techie (Dredd)/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Ben Solo | Kylo Ren/Han Solo - 26 (0)
36-37. Dopheld Mitaka/Thanisson (0), Knights of Ren/Kylo Ren (+2) - 25
38-41. Poe Dameron/Terex, Armitage Hux/Luke Skywalker, Poe Dameron/Finn/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren/Rey, Finn/FN-2003 | Slip - 24 (0)
42-44. Dopheld Mitaka/Reader, Phasma/Unamo (Star Wars), Poe Dameron/Han Solo - 23 (0)
45-46. Armitage Hux/Snoke, Rey/Han Solo - 22 (0)
47-48. Poe Dameron/Jaina Solo, Armitage Hux/Leia Organa - 20 (0)
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Fic prompt if you’re up for it: mikylux kissing under the mistletoe—two of them smooching and someone else getting jealous maybe?
❄️Holiday Ficlets ❄️
Hux was busy. He was always busy. Even in his sleep he dreamed about being busy, and today was no exception. Tomorrow, he’d been informed by both his husbands, would be an exception, because tomorrow was Life Day.
There had been no fleet-wide holidays in the First Order, and the Empire had observed only Imperial anniversaries, but it seemed that the rest of the galaxy had continued with their own local traditions, as well as co-opting some from other cultures. There was nothing the general population liked more than an excuse for a party, so although it was primarily a Wookie celebration Life Day had become incredibly popular after Palpatine’s death.
Or so Kylo had told him.
Dopheld had nodded along, despite being born into the First Order and thus having even less experience than Hux with such things. He’d pointed out the benefits to galactic morale that a state sanctioned holiday would produce, and in the end Hux had agreed.
He probably wouldn’t have agreed if he’d known exactly how much effort this celebration would entail. Kylo had mentioned decorations, gifts and special food. He had not mentioned the palace being in uproar for three damn days before the event.
Hux was busy. He was trying to work. Unfortunately Kylo’s workspace was in his office while Dopheld’s was in the room next door, and whatever the hell they were working on required them to be walking in and out of that damn door every thirty seconds.
He was a military man. He could deal with noise, and bustle, and drama, what he could not deal with was the lascivious display every time those two met in the doorway. Which was almost every time they went through it.
There was no secret about their marriage, but this was far beyond what Hux would call an acceptable display of public affection. It had in fact reached the point that he suspected he was being goaded.
He’d be properly focused on his work only to be distracted by the click of Dopheld’s boots across the tiles, followed by a muffled giggle, a chuckle, and then the sight of Kylo dipping Dopheld back for an exceptionally thorough kiss before they went on their way. Less than a minute later it’d be Kylo’s lumbering steps that broke his concentration, more sounds of mirth, and Dopheld dragging their husband down to his level by his oversized ears. Then the cycle would start anew.
It felt like this thing had been going on for hours, and not once had either of them thought to bestow any such favours on Hux.
He sat at his desk entirely unkissed, feeling unproductive and unloved, and going absolutely out of his mind with envy. This was beyond unfair.
Kylo passed in front of his desk, again, Dopheld giggled, again, Kylo murmured someth-
CRACK
27. “Please shut up. I can’t stand how appealing your voice is.” :D any combination of Mikylux???
Two in the morning. The thoughtplodded along the neural pathways of Hux’s mind before squatting down andleaving a little gift at the doorstep of his conscious brain. Two. In thefucking morning.
Mitaka is starting to think he may have bought the wrong type of gift for Hux’s birthday.