#minecraft headcannon

[justanothermutantkid]

I have a headcannon that a minecraft server's firewalls can sometimes get confused about what is and isn't a threat, leading them to attack their own players. This can happen to anyone, but it especially effects players who use exploits, administrators working on security code, people testing the firewalls - basically anyone who does something weird enough for the firewalls to flag them. That player exhibits signs of regular illness at first - fever, body aches, exhaustion, which turns to code instability as things get worse. If the condition isn't treated their code will be ripped to shreds by the server's protections systems, leaving the little that's left of them stuck floating through the server forever.

[pondertales]

We should be able to use netherrack as a furnace fuel source. Fire on netherrack stays lit unless put out by water or a player smothering it. It's plentiful and efficient to mine. I understand that it would make the game too easy, but in a Minecraft world I would use netherrack to cook food and smelt. It would make for an excellent clean energy, infinite source of heated water. Torches with netherrack molded onto their wicks.

[ihaztea1]

Okay, so you know how piglins only live in the nether? Where its literally blazing hot? And there are no pigs in snowy biomes in Minecraft?

How does Techno manage to live in the tundra if he's a pig/piglin hybrid?

I offer you the 'piglins are like camels' headcannon.

Allow me to explain.

Camels live in deserts: scorching by day and freezing by night. They have inbuilt methods of dispursing heat in the day time and retaining it at night. They are also capable of adapting to colder climates as needed. Which means thick fluffy coats.

Now, all this info is thrid habd at best and regurgitated after being read several months ago, so I encourage you to look up cold weather camels for yourself. Fascinating creatures, honestly.

But! The main point is: fluffy piglin aka... Technofluff.

Arctic Technoblade is fluffy. He has the floof y'all. The Floof! I don't care that this isn't accurate to pigs irl. I don't care if its a stretch from what my camel 'research' turned up. Piglins grow a floofy winter coat in the overworld and you won't change my mind.

[the-king-of-lemons]

do you think endermen can see shrimp colours?

[fillybuildsahouse]

Totems Of Undying.

Very rare, and nearly priceless artifacts. No one knows for sure where they came from, or how they’re made, but I have a theory. I believe a once-living soul is contained within the totem; cursed, or perhaps lent willingly, to sacrifice their remaining essence to save the life of someone in need. 

[mcyt-headcannons]

Vex and Allay are types of Fae/Fairy

You favorite vex or allay hybrid?

They are now fae/fairies >:]

[3nderman]

Hey minecraft Twitter what the FUCK.

Is this canon now?

Does Steve shove his face full of dirt, rock, and precious metals/gems? does he just puke up items when he drops them? When Steve kills something does he deadass bend down and slide the bones and flesh into his moist facial cavern?

I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A JOKE OR NOT BECAUSE ITS SCARING ME.

[snowy-night-builds]

My quick concept build for a Mountain Temple in minecraft. Imaged it to have a large staircase leading up to the small entrance that opens up into a big cave room that show signs of someone living their, such as bookshelves, maybe an enchanting table, chests.  Around the scattered bookshelves in chest will be cobwebs, hiding zombie, skeleton, and spider spawners, making the room while very rare and sought after, dangerous, since I think it should have at least 3 spawners, and the deeper you go maybe there will be a few TNT trip wires or something, I think that would be cool. Since mountains are so big, it could easily fit 3 rooms, which are increasingly difficult but have increasingly better loot.  Give me a challenge Mojang, make me feel like I’m on a real battle slaying adventure and give me fantasy like temples on the peaks of mountains UwU -Night