#mingot johnson

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after much trial and error and MANY failed attempts, I FINALLY have a clean drawing of Mingot's second design from M(ingot's)E(xoddus) onward!

JOYUS DAY!! 🥹

[mingot-studios]

Gravity Falls X Steven Universe  Residents of Crystal Falls

Workers of The Mystery Shack:

Turquoise (Soos) 

 Amber (Wendy) 

Spinel (Melody)

Rubelite (Mabel)

Tanzinite (Dipper)

Smokey Quartz (Stan)

Druzy Quartz (Ford)

Pyrope  (Actually Burgundy Diamond) (Mingot)

Blue Pearl (Kyoske)

Moonstone (Actually Saxon Diamond) (Kanota)

Town Residents:

Charoite (Pacifica)

Onyx (Robbie)

Larimar (Gideon)

Petersite (Mcgucket)

Tiger’s Eye (Alex)

Cuprite (Emma)

Beryl (Caroline)

Peach Beyrl (Allen)

Corundum (Vincent)

Jade (Candy)

Rose Quartz (Grenda)

Cat’s Eye (Blubs)

Hawk’s Eye (Durland)

Amethyst (Lazy Susan)

Overcooked Biggs Jasper (Toby)

Carnelian (Lee)

Jet (Nate)

Rhyolite (Thompson)

Fluorite (Tambry)

Grey Pearl (Tomie)

Howlite (Actually Grey Diamond) (Rika)

Deformed Bloodstone (Marv)

Overcooked Golden Quartz (Craig)

Skinny Jasper (Tom)

Undercooked Magnite (Rob)

Deformed Waldo Stone (Will)

Marble (Sprott)

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Mingot would totally beat Jimmy's (Mouthwashing) ass

(it'd probably go like this:)

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*Attempting to rescue Mingot's dad from Vykker Labs*

Mingot: [trying to sound sad] V-Vykkers...  This morning you took my dad... He's a tall nerdy-looking guy in a labcoat who falls over a lot...

[The Vykkers stare at her.]         

Mingot: A-At first, I was happy you took him away. But I've learned something today; that having a dad and being part of a family, is a pretty special thing.

Munch: Wait, but she wasn’t-

[Abe clamps Munch’s mouth shut]

Mingot: Aw heck, Mr. Vykkers, I'm just a human kid all alone on this crazy planet. But if you could find it in your hearts or, whatever you have... to give my dad back to me, Well... it sure would make my life brighter again... [Buries her face in her hands and starts to sob.]

Abe: That…That was beautiful, Mingot.

Mingot: [whispering] Did it work?

Munch: Nope, they're leavin’.

Mingot: What!? 

[She looks up and sees that the Vykkers are walking away.] 

Mingot: HEY YOU SKRAWNY ASS *BEEEEP*!! [The Vykkers turn back around.] WHAT THE *BEEP* IS WRONG WITH YOU!?! YOU MUST BE SOME KIND OF *BEEEEEEP* TO BE ABLE TO IGNORE A CRYING LITTLE GIRL!!

Abe: [Caught off guard] Whoa, dude!

[The Vykkers stare at Mingot with flabbergasted expressions.]

Mingot: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU *BEEP*-S LIKE?! YOU LIKE TO *BEEEEEP* *BEEP* ON *BEEP* AND *BEEP* WITH *BEEP* IN *BEEP* AND *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEEEEEEEEEP*!!

Munch: Uh, Abe? What's a *BEEEEEEEEEEP*?

[Abe shrugs]

based on this scene from South Park:

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So I finished watching I Saw The TV Glow last night, and I couldn't help make this connection...

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So, Mingot. Just a general question.

How are you feeling today?

Well it's like, 5 in the morning here, so.....

tired

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Mingot's words of wisdom

"Ya know, I'm starting to think we could walk right in front of these jabronis and they wouldn't even notice us." - Mingot to Abe about the sligs.

"Yo! Check it out, these bozos can't even spell 'human' right!" - Mingot upon seeing a wanted poster for her that has misspelled 'human' as "Hoo-Myn."

"What's it gonna do? Tickle me to death?" - Mingot during her first encounter with a parameter, seconds before it attacks her.

"Man, he must REALLY hate gabbiar..." - Mingot during the Vykker Labs auction when Abe starts having trouble controlling LuLu.

"I hope you pinheads know a good dentist, 'cause I'm gonna smash your TEETH into DUST!!!" - Mingot threatening a group of Glukkons.

"What? No! I'M normal, YOU guys are aliens! With your...fish faces and weird feathers growing out of your heads!" - Mingot in response to being called an alien by Alf

"Abe, you miserable little caterpillar! Don't 'cha wanna come out of that cocoon, spread your wings, and FLAP YOUR WAY TO VICTORY!!!" - Mingot trying to give Abe an inspirational speech

"And they say MY hair's ugly? That toupee is a crime against life itself!" - Mingot upon seeing Headly, the head vykker auctioneer

"Hey, Squidward!" - Mingot right before punching Professor Zorkin in the face and rescuing Abe

"That's rich coming from a guy who looks like he should be living in a tiki head at the bottom of a fish tank." - Mingot during her first face-to-face encounter with Professor Zorkin, when he called her hideous

"Ayooo! Free batteries!" - Mingot, upon breaking into a wealthy executive office in Nolybab

"Who uses live animals as weapons!?" - Mingot during her fight with The Stranger

"SHUT UP!!! You have no chin!" - Yelling at a mudokon

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Mingot's Bio

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Name - Minerva-Margot "Mingot" Johnson

Age - 13 earth years (Human adolescent)

Height - 5'3"

Race - Human

Place of Birth - Odyessy Space Ark, Sector Block Δ

Favorite Foods - Pizza, and chocolate

Favorite Bands/Musicians - Paramore, Icon For Hire, Avril Lavigne, Ke$ha, The Letter Black

Likes - Rollerskating, sports, contact sports, comic books and graphic novels, action movies, rock n' roll and Cybop-Punk music, adventure, her cat Salisbury, 3D platformer games, shopping, karate, messing with her older sisters

Dislikes - Books with no pictures in them, homework, pretty much anything school-rated that isn't P.E. or sports, teachers, being told what to do, the word "loincloth", being patronized, fezes, BIG bugs

Skills - Karate (is a brown belt but was about to graduate to Black Belt before everything went wrong) Super strength (slightly above average for an average already enhanced Ark human), good electric guitar player, decent singer