Apr 28, 2025
For real a little fucked up they put a 13 year old kid whose only known crime was leaving the village next to adult murderers in the bingo book
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For real a little fucked up they put a 13 year old kid whose only known crime was leaving the village next to adult murderers in the bingo book
What are some of your favorite Akatsuki headcannons?
Deidara personally arranges New Year's fireworks displays while Konan & Sasori handle the other decorations.
They all help with setting up the Lunar New Year's Eve festivities in Amegakure.
Offscreen, Konan is the mum of the group.
Tobi has a crush on Konan, and he hates that he does because he thinks he's being disloyal to Rin.
Kakazu's idea of money laundering is literally cleaning his dirty money, especially his coins.
Itachi has a mug declaring himself one of the only two sane Akatsuki members.
Konan has the other mug, and nobody disputes it.
The Akatsuki has a betting pool about whether Nagato and Konan are directly a couple, or if the Deva path (Yahiko's corpse) is dating her.
Obito sometimes steals Kakashi's Icha Icha collections, and reads them himself.
He hides them in the Kamui dimension.
Nagato makes Wizard of Oz references when Akatsuki members meet the real him.
Sasori's favourite song is There are no strings on me.
Every Akatsuki member, except Zetsu, Kakazu and Orochimaru, has given Konan valentine's day cards.
In his early days as a member, Itachi would have nightmares, and Konan would take it upon herself to calm him down and comfort him.
Konan's extremely ticklish.
Konan loves getting tied up and tickled.
Konan's ticklish weak points are her belly, sides, ribs, hips, privates, bosom, navel and feet.
Konan creates clones to tickle her.
Hidan, Kakazu, Zetsu & Sasori make horror movies together.
Sasori, Orochimaru & Kakazu were the Akatsuki's official medics.
Hidan is a Jinchuriki for the spirit of Jashin, his immortality being why he was chosen.
Konan wanted to adopt baby Naruto & Fuu, so they could be raised by the Akatsuki.
This is a sentiment a surprising number of members shared and were all for doing.
Orochimaru's favourite Bleach character is Mayuri Kurotsuchi.
The Akatsuki invited Zabuza to join, but Haku wouldn't let him.
Hidan wanted to recruit Raiga, but the rest of the Akatsuki rejected the idea faster than Minato using the hiraishin.
Obito (as both Obito and Tobi) tried to win the Dango eating world championship: He lost to Anko Mitarashi both times.
Konan's attended several tea ceremonies hosted and conducted by Anko.
When the Akatsuki's dining, Itachi's in charge of breakfast.
Konan's in charge of lunch and afternoon tea.
Kisame's in charge of dinner.
And Sasori's in charge of dessert.
Even though he doesn't have taste buds anymore, Sasori still bakes perfectly.
Deidara's favourite song is TNT
If Nico Robin existed in the Narutoverse, the Akatsuki wouldn't hesitate to recruit her
This is my Naruto oc Asahi
They were found outside of the hidden sand village by Baki as a small child and taken into the village. The resemblance to Sasori was undeniable and the pendant around their neck confirmed it.
Asahi was taken in and as soon as the adults figured out they’re a dragon, Asahi was trained to be a weapon like Gaara. Thanks to their father’s reputation the village was frightened by him. They kept the pendant, but never wore it again.
Asahi hated just about everyone except a very few people in the village. They got along with the sand siblings and Baki. Asahi was particularly fond of Kankuro. They was also fond of lady Chiyo, but like everyone else she was distant, especially with Asahi, but they weren’t discouraged. They even picked up her tricky nature
They were involved in the Konoha crush with the rest of the sand ninja.
Over some time things seem to change in the sand village, but the villagers still despise Asahi. During a mission (a year before Naruto returned to Konoha.) the squad he was traveling with turned against him and tried to kill him, but Akanemai and Sara intervened, saving Asahi.
Ever since then Asahi had stayed with Akanemai and Sara
Uchiha Suiryu
Kakagai fic prompt #5
Gai is a missing nin. Kakashi is an ANBU.
Somehow, this changes nothing about how they interact with one another.
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Three prompts down, one to go for @kakairu-rocks's KakaIru Maze Challenge 2024! This is for the Missing Nin prompt! Please make sure you check the tags before reading!
Leave It All Behind (3142 words) by demonofabove Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Naruto (Anime & Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Hatake Kakashi/Umino Iruka Characters: Hatake Kakashi, Umino Iruka, Uzumaki Naruto, Anbu Characters (Naruto) Additional Tags: KakaIru Maze Challenge 2024, Missing-nin Hatake Kakashi, Missing-nin Umino Iruka, Missing-nin Uzumaki Naruto, Kidnapping, Rescue Missions, Angst, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Found Family, Feels Summary:
Danzo is the new Hokage, and Konoha's peace is slipping away.
His plans are involving people that Iruka cares for now; and when Kakashi turns up to Iruka's place in the middle of the night for help, he has some hard decisions to make.
How far will he go to protect the people he loves the most?
My maze:
Water Style: Twin Dragon Jutsu
