A/N: Wrote this to hold you Johnny girls (gender neutral) over until I finish that smut š Plus, I find writing these Alphabets for a character in preparation to write full-fledged smut for them is very helpful in capturing accurate characterization. It's almost like a writing exercise. I've written three different ones so far and I tried to keep them in character, if that makes sense. Like, I tried putting their personality and language in it. Okay, enjoy.
MY PATREON / MY KO-FI / MY DISCORD
A = Aftercare (What theyāre like after sex)
Talking. So much talking. But, honestly, did you expect anything else? As heās pulling out, as heās carrying you to the shower, as youāre washing his hair. And when it inevitably leads to shower sex, heās talking then too. Youāll never meet a man who loves the sound of his own voice more than Johnny Cage.
B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partners)
Uh, how ābout the artillery canons strapped to his arms? Cāmon, I mean, who wouldnāt want a ticket to the gun show?Ā
Face. Is saying your face too cliche? Hear him out! You want specifics? He can do specifics! He likes the dimples that pop in your cheeks when he finally gets you to laugh at one of his jokes, the little crease you get between your eyebrows when heās pissed you off, the adorable way your nose scrunches up when he does that one thing with his tongue that drives you crazy. See? Specifics!
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)
Pull out gameā¦very weak. Embarrassingly weak, actually. He swears heās never had this problem before. His ability to pull out in the nick of time has always been something heās prided himself on. However, he vastly underestimated just how good youād feel. Heās clean, youāre clean, and, hey! You both prefer the feeling of hitting it raw, the way nature intended it. However, your pussyās like wet kryptonite. And heās only a man. A very awesome man, but a man nonetheless. So birth control it is! Or, if youāre turned off by all the side effects, he can be talked into a vasectomy. Itās either that or give up the sweet, sweet embrace of your walls when heās balls deep.Ā
On second thought, that vasectomy sounds pretty tempting. It is reversible, right?
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Johnny would leak his own sex tape. Plain and simple. Heād leak it from a burner account and watch the chaos ensue. Thereās no shame in his game. Hey, itās ranked the Number 1 Celebrity sex tape for a reason.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what theyāre doing?)
Is this even a question? Actors, singers, models, directors, producers. Heās THE Johnny Cage, Hollywood royalty. Heās fucked actual royalty. Youāre in good handsāas long as he cares about you. If youāre a random hookup, then heās not really working for your pleasure here. Youāll definitely cum, but itās mainly a pit stop on his way to the finish line.Ā
F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying)
Reverse cowgirl. Johnnyās an ass man, through and through. He loves fucking up into you and watching your ass ripple with both of your movements. And he loves holding onto you. Big hands grabbing your waist, hips, thighs, and especially your ass. He also loves seeing you both in action. So reverse cowgirl + some artfully placed full-length mirrors = Him wrapping his arms around your stomach, rubbing at your clit, and forcing you to watch yourself as you desperately grind against him, AKA Heaven.Ā
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)
Oh, cāmon. It isnāt like him to be serious in any situation. Heās gotta slip a joke in every now and then. Get it? Slip a joke in?
H = Hair (How well-groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Wax on, wax off, baby. Smoother than a seal. Or, uh, some other sexy, hairless animal. You mourn when he waxes his happy trail.Ā
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect.)
Youāll be surprised by how charming he can be. Itās not all jokes and great orgasms. Itās also loving touches, reverent compliments, and amazing orgasms.
J = Jack off (Masturbation Headcanon)
Heās got a healthy libido and a pretty stacked schedule, so sometimes a quick introduction between his hand and mini Johnny canāt be helped. But heās also got a smoking hot girlfriend (you), so jerking off by himself is a rare occurrence.Ā
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Exhibitionism. What can he say? Heās a performer at heart and he loves an audience. But nothing crazy, just your average celebrity having sex on a yacht thatās in full view of the paparazzi. Or the occasional jerking off with you telling him how fast or slow to go. Oh, and you canāt forget about the sex tapes. Man, with the amount of videos he has of the two of you going at it, he could start an archive. You two have definitely ended up on the cover of TMZ and the front page of Twitter.
Voyeurism. But only for you. Heās enthralled by anything you do, including how many of your much smaller fingers will you stuff inside yourself to replicate the feeling of him stretching you wide. It usually leads to you begging for him to touch you, something else heās in love with. Nothing wrong with a little hands-on audience participation.
Dirty talk. Normally, dirty talk is kind of basic to any old romp in the hay, but Johnny, being Johnny, puts his own Cage flair on it. Those corny oneliners somehow translate to the perfect thing to say to get you hot. Heās like Shakespear, if Shakespear was good-looking and not a virgin. You know what they say: everything sounds better when youāre horny. Who says that? Uhā¦
Fighting/Sparing which always leads to blood play. Winning a match gets Johnnyās blood pumping. The adrenaline of escaping death and the crowd hyping him up. And the crux of it all is you who happens to get especially wet when he comes to you covered in blood, grinning with a glint in his eyes thatās poorly hidden behind his blood-speckled sunglasses (a glint that many may describe as mania). And it certainly goes the other way. Watching you kick ass makes him harder than a diamond. Sparing together is a no-brainer that leads to fucking on his gym floor, or, honestly, wherever you two fall. Lui Kang must regret making you two his champions in this timeline with how often heās walked in on you two. Offering to let him join probably doesnāt soften the blow, but, hey, itās only polite.
L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)
In his mansion. In one of his lavish beds, or pressed up against the wall-length windows. In his Bentley or in the back of his limo. Heās a big fan of fingering you under the table at an award show and then fucking you in a bathroom at said award show when he should definitely be on stage presenting. For whatever reason, walking the red carpet always gets him worked up. And going to the club together always ends with you riding him in the VIP section.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Such a complex question for a man with complex taste. Iām joking, Johnny is so easy. Itās actually ridiculous how easily you turn him on. Laugh at his joke, hard. Complement his acting or fighting, hard. Running your fingers through his hair/scratching his scalp, hard. Feel him up/tease him in any context, hard. Youāre covered in blood after a win, hard, hard, rock hard.
āAre you King Midas? Cuz you make me hard with just one touch.ā
āThat one was actually kinda clever.āĀ
N = No (Something they wouldnāt do, turn offs)
Nothing too gross. Heās all for sloppy, messy sex, but he has to draw the line somewhere. Thereās nasty šš«¦š and thereās n a s t y ššš.Ā
He likes to tease/do the opposite of what you say, but if youāre not 100% on board with what heās doing, then heās stopping it then and there. Remember: thereās nothing sexier than explicit consent!
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Preferred to receive before he started dating you, and only ever had the urge to go down on someone if he had been drinking before. After you started dating, he definitely loved it whenever you gave him head, but he didnāt realize how much pleasure he could get from giving you pleasure.Ā
He loves sloppy head, giving and receiving, so if you werenāt wet before, you definitely will be after he gets his mouth on you.Ā
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Depends on when and where youāre doing it. And if you two are āallowedā to be doing it in said place.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Big fan of the guy who came up with the idea of quickies, enough said.Ā
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)
Cāmon. Heās the leading source of your sex tapes getting leaked. I mean, how do you think the paps keep finding you in compromising positions? A little tip-off to them while you take his tip, ha!
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)
Itās like he runs off horsepower, good God. If youāre trying to go until heās tired out, itās gonna be a couple of rounds until then.
T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Heās a fan of dildos. Specifically, watching you fuck yourself with one. āGo ahead, baby. Show me how bad you want me.ā And show him, you do. God, you know how to put on a show. But you shouldnāt have to settle for some random dildo. Youāre with the Cage man, and he would get a mold of his dick made for you. And they say heās not romantic.Ā
Strap-on. Thatās it. And he takes it well ;).
Remote-controlled vibrators, for you and him. Hell, letās make a game out of it. See who can last the longest in public, there are no losers!Ā
U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)
His version of teasing is doing the opposite of what you said to do. You want him to speed up? Heās slowing down and making sure you feel every inch inside you. Oh, keep his hands above his head? You gonna make him? Heās a total brat, but you knew what you were getting yourself into when you agreed to date him.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Heh, yeahhh. Heās real loud. Moans, groans, screams, whimpers. You name it, heās doing it. Itās the performer in him. And because he knows you like how he sounds.
W = Wild Card (A random headcanon for the character)
Tattoos? Sexy as hell. If you were to ever get his name tattooed on you (preferably a tramp stamp), then you might as well start planning what flowers you want in your bouquet. I could see him getting your name tattooed on him too. Probably on his pelvis, in the middle of his v-line. In case anyone ever needs a reminder of who his dick belongs to.Ā Ā
Type of guy to dedicate a Mortal Kombat match to you, and then lose. Ah, Iām joking. Heād beat his opponentās ass all because you promised him victory sex if he won and he doesnāt take victory sex lightly.
X = X-ray (Letās see whatās going on under those clothes)
Heās got an 8.5ā8.9 inch hog, shower not a grower. Little Johnny isnāt so little. Thereās a reason heās alright with doing full-frontal nudity if the scene calls for it. Theyāve had to CG out his bulge in post-production in every Ninja Mime movie. Itās not his fault spandex happens to be the clingiest material known to man.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
Higher than Mount Fuji. Heās a stallion in his prime with a gorgeous girlfriend. His spare time is filled with filling you. And you both tend to feed off of each other, so all it takes is for one of you to be the tiniest bit turned on, and then, boom! Youāre both desperately grinding against each other in a supply closet. Aināt that just the way?
Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterward)
Depends. Heās kind of like a dog that needs to tire himself out before he can sleep.Ā
