#ml headcannon

[samika-doodles]

Hey why doesn't ladybug keep the akumas when she turns them back. Like hawkmoth gotta run out of butterflies eventually??

[inknpaperlove]

Adrien’s dietary habits headcannon

Guys, I have a proposition! Adrien having a strict dietary plan that doesn’t contain enough food/nutrition for him is a very popular headcannon in the fandom. But we have seen in the show that he does have access to food if he wants it (the assortment of food he got Plagg in Origins) and we have seen him get croissants and a pain au chocolat (?? maybe) for breakfast once (don’t remember the episode, sorry).

So I have an idea that works with both of those things!

And that idea is - Gabriel is one of those people who obsess over healthy diet culture, but also falls for every single ‘trendy diet-of-the-week’ scam, and forces his household to adhere to them too. He tries every new dietary plan there is and abandons it as soon as it becomes inconvinient or some other shinier dietary plan comes along. 

Like one day he swears by coconut oil being the best thing to ever happen to humankind and the other day it’s the worst. He tried all-protein diet, all-carb diet, keto diet, low sodium, low fat diet and every other there is. He was very enthusiastic about raw diet up untill he ended up with severe diarrhea from ‘raw water’ because of course he went there. He has an extensive collection of detox recepies. Well balanced diet trends tend to last longer than the non balanced ones, which everyone is thankful for. Gluten-free&lactose-free is is favourite fallback between other trends, which everyone is also thankful for.

He changes chefs frequently, as no one wants to keep up with that. He went through many qualified and reccomended dietitians who always ended up quiting because ‘you can’t drastically change the whole of your diet like this all the time, Mr. Agreste!’ and ‘I don’t care how much you read about the benefits of this on the internet when every single scientist who ever looked into it said it’s bad! No, I will not consider this ‘the doctors hate her!’ ad’ and ‘can’t you at least leave your son out of this?’ until he met a nutrition “specialist” scammer who just agrees with him on everything and collects a fat paychack while Gabriel congratulates himself for ‘finally finding someone sensible’.

Therefore, while Adrien does have access to food in sufficient quantities, it’s the contents, imbalanced nutrients and constant drastic changes that hurt his health.

(Also: it’s the reason why no one questioned that both of the Agrestes spent half the way to London in the train toilets or that Adrien went out to shop for constipation medicine once they got there)

[magnoliaingold]

Costume AUs

Yo so I'm sick and need some more silly headcannons in my life.

I've seen a lot of "costume scenarios" which, for one reason or another, the group decides to wear costumes. In most of them, Adrien and Marinette dress as the other (Mari as CN and Adrien as LB) but what if they DIDN'T do that and just went as themselves?

- They show up separately.

- Everyone geeks immediately because "OMG you guys look like the real things"

- Then someone asks if they really are the real things. Maybe Rose or Max, idk.

- That pauses everyone for a moment until they all start laughing.

- Alya proceeds to wrap an arm around Mari's neck and stares the asker down and ask them if they think their clutzy class pres, who everyone has seen at least once run into a wall or off the stairs or come in late to class, could honestly be the cool and reliable LB?

- Adrien laughs and says he just spent a pretty penny to get an accurate CN costume because how cool would it be? Besides, he usually was at a photoshoot or function for his father.

- Chloe gets her wise crack in and everyone goes back to enjoying the costume party.

- Of course there's a photo shoot with them two.

- It's not until they do the fist bump that the two of them realize the truth.

- they smile of course and don't say anything then.

- they have some things to talk about on patrol that night.

[blurrymindblurryeyes]

Smol Adrienette Headcannon

I just need fluffy smol tiny toddler Adrien and Marinette meeting eachother randomly and just clicking as friends.

(Maybe he goes to the bakery for the first time and she is at the counter pretending to take orders while her Sabine does actual cashier)

Like Mari doesn’t even know what an ‘Agreste’ is so she says he doesn’t have to act like one.

And Adrien is still pure and happy and has a mom, and sometimes he doesn’t understand 'middle class things’ like he sees a Nintendo 64 for the first time and can’t believe it’s related to his GameCube

And Adrien is just so happy to have a friend and is like 'omg little girls don’t all act like chloe??’

And Mari will sneak out with cookies in her little hands and meet Adrien and he glows cuz he barely gets junk food

And Mari tries to glue a small amazing cat doll for for him and he buys her this plush amazing ladybug and they carry it around everywhere

[wickedchrissy]

Okay but so if the butterfly miraculous only creates akumas in the wrong hands (and champions in the proper hands)...how did Tikki and Plagg already know how to capture akumas when Hawkmoth showed up?  has this... HAS THIS HAPPENED BEFORE!?!?!?

[asteriodd]

Headcannons!

Headcannons because, fuck it’s 12:24 am and i did this for the second night in the row glob damn it!

Adrien purrs. I’m a strong believer in Adrien becoming MORE of a cat after he got the ring and just flat out purring if somebody caresses his hair just right(I’m pretty sure this is fannon by now, but we gonna start this shit out nice and easy).

Speaking of Adriens cat nature, before he got the ring(and my smol son was incredibly lonely) he had to find ways to entertain himself. And thus started his obsession with yarn. Even before his mom left and things were happier, Adrien couldn’t be in 20 foot radius of yarn. He will find it and he will play.

When Marienette finds out she laughs a little and then makes sure to always have yarn in her room/house when he’s over. She don’t get the cheap shit either. If he’s gonna destroy and scratch at it, might as well get the durable shit so it can last.

Once him and ladybug/ Marienette and him start dating he may or may not have let it slip they were dating when cornered by the press, because he is human and he does get nervous when talking to new people so he lets EVERYTHING slip out. (plags surprised he hasn’t let it slip he is chat noir)

His mom had a lot of weird and cute nicknames for everyone. He picked up her habit very young ( like once he could actually speak, young), hence all the pet names for ladybug.

Marinette is no exception to this nickname rule

He likes to call her bugaboo the most, even though he can’t say it when they’re Adrien and Marinette.

PUNS. (Yis, yis I know we all know Adriens likes his puns) but it’s also his coping method. Making a joke out of a really bad situation makes him feel better and not, you know, have a panic/anxiety attack. He used to do it out loud (when he was alone)and force himself to do so. Now it’s just impulse. He can’t not do it anymore; it just comes out .

When his mother left, he had a lot of panic attacks. His father was more distant and nobody paid him any attention and when they did speak to him it was only about work (and even then it rare, they would mostly speak to his father. They would talk to him to put him in a certain position or to move his head a certain way) and he feels helpless because nobody [not even his own mother] loved him enough to stick around or care for him. When the sadness and pressure got to much he had a panic attack(only when he was alone and he can let it slip because again the emence pressure put on him to act like Jesus’ personal angel in public made him feel like “shit if I panic now I’m gonna get in trouble”

Most of those public panic attacks consist of him go stock still. His eyes widen and water a bit . He breathes in more air. He looks like he just realized something or has allergies.

In private though, he’s just taking as many shuddering breathes and openly crying. He manages to breath in and breath out slowly until he can breath properly again. After these panic attacks tho he just openly sobs until he falls asleep.

While Mari’s never felt with panic attacks (sure she panics but never something like what Adrien goes through) she does all she can to help him. She researches what someone should do when their friend is having a panic attack and memories the steps by heart so that when Adrien needs her, she can actually do something other than back rubs (those come after tho)

Adrien basically raised him self. I mean his mom was around for all of ten years but in hindsight it seems like a lot when really it’s not. Plus there was a lot of help around the house. Sure his mom was their but that was only really to play games or to keep him company all day. If he fell and scraped his knee, the help would get a band aid. The help would cook. Etc.) He’s practically living alone for 5 years now (he gets his own band aid, he keeps himself company, etc.).

When Mari catches on that he doesn’t let any one take care of him (1, he doesn’t know how to get help, 2, he feels like he doesn’t deserve the help) she makes it her personal mission to do all the shit he shouldn’t have to do alone with her.

Sure we know Adriens as a cinnamon bun and a sinamon bun, but he’s just a sinamon bun. Like once he is fully comfortable with his friends, PUNS my dude, PUNS(it’s still his method of coping tho, cause wow people are here and they spend time with him but what if they leave? What if they don’t like him no more? What if they grew board of him and tossed him to the curb?)

Anyways, they really only know Adrien as a cinnamon bun for the first year and once he is FULLY comfortable, his puns slowly start to come out. It shocks them how many puns he has for any situation . ANY SITUATION.

Our girl Mari, she’s so fucking smart. After the shock of hearing terrible puns come out of his sweet boy face (hehe,dumb boy with a dumb boy face) she notices little things. Like his eyes shift back and forth to all of his friend s to see if what he said is okay, the slight nervousness he hides behind all the (admittedly clever) puns. How he always falls back on a pun when he seems unsure. She starts to pun back as to show him, “hey we like you, we think your funny, we are your friends don’t be nervous”

Adriens a kitten. Kitten everything. Kitten sneezes, kitten eyes (they always held this tenderness and love) kitten face (I mean he’s adorable) kitten whiskers (cause puberty doing him dirty and it’s not letting him grow a beard whyyyyy)

Adrien is really tech savvy. His father always buys him the latest technology and on those day where he was alone (as per usual) he would start tinkering around with diffrent programs. He slowly (but surely) started getting smarter and smarted. He learned how to hack the security system (every morning, the first thing he does is turn the security cameras in his room off, and makes sure they stay off) How to unlock the special cabinets contain all the junk food he was only allowed once in a while.

The first time his friends find out, it’s when The ladyblog got hacked and was getting destroyed by the person. Like straight out deleting all Alya’s hardworking and posting really really inappropriate videos. She comes to school in a full out panic and Adrien of course is like “say no more fam,” goes to the school library(mind you with all of them (Mari, Alya, and Nino) trailing behind him like lost and confused puppies) pulls up some weird computer voodoo shit, and not only brings back the blog(with all the things that had been deleted) but found out we’re the creep who was hacking her was and all his information “so should I call the police or…?” And there all just in awe because, woah this cute little cinnamon bun was now a cute nerdy cinnamon bun, wtf no the balances of the world had been destroyed.

Everytime Mari steals a phone (it’s happened four times, what’s four more????) Adrien is the one to help her break in cause if you can’t beat em join em

Adrien’s heart is so (shockingly) big (considering the fact he was barley shown any love) which is were a lot of his stress comes from. Because how does one show affection????

While Adrien had too much time on his hands, he’s actually only read less then half of the books in his room (most of those books are decoration, no one thought he would actually read them). He’s only read that portion because he was too busy reading fanfiction on those books he read.

Adrien’s love for physics came from reading some of the physics books in his library. It fascinated him how physics is literally life.

It fascinated him to the point of him conducting his own experiments on gravity and forces and such. Like throwing himself off of his skate ramp to test gravity experiments( yes there was multiple)

Rock nerd (he collects rocks and separates them by kind: igneous, sedimentary and metamorphic.

He’s one of those people who always has a lot of snacks on them, not only for Plag but for himself and others too. He’s the soccer mom of the group, always pulling out snacks for everyone (because Alya is ultimately the mom of the group)

He is clean. This is a huge help for Mari cause she’s not so clean and he helps her clean her room

He doesn’t like fish. If he’s at a dinner or something he’ll eat it but he won’t like it. The only seafood he genuinely enjoys is lobster and shrimp

Stationary King! It’s mainly because he seen his mom always bought stationary to send thank you cards and stuff. He adopts this quirk as well.

When there identities are revealed, they don’t get together right away like some of yalls fanfiction be showing. It takes time (ALOT OF TIME BECAUSE THESE ARE THE SAME PEOPLE WHO CANT FIGURE EACH OTHER OUT EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE IN THE S AM E C L A S S). They become bestfriends, they learn each other inside and out.

Adrien initiates the relationship and Marinette says (obviously) yes. They keep it a secret though because, well those are other headcannons for another day 😁☺️😏

Thats really all I have. So long story short: Adrien is our son and we need to protect this cute cin/sinamon bun.

[galpalaxyy]

Ok but an ml au where

Marinette and Adrien absolutely HATE each other. They can’t even stand being in the same room, they wish they never met (it’s kind of like Marinettes canon relationship with Chloe I guess).

However, Ladybug and Chat Noir love each other. Everything is great with their relationship, they work together better than ever. They feel like the other completes them.

But then a reveal happens.

[the-chats-meow]

I just came to a realization...

You know how in The Timebreaker when ladybug went into the past and Marinette asked her who she was and was skeptical about her answer, but believed Tikki whenever she said it was the truth because she can “sense” the power?

She had to have sensed the power of the miraculous. Does that mean she can sense the other miraculouses as well? And to take it ever further, other kwami?

How much do you wanna bet that Tikki and Plagg know exactly who the other persons secret identity is because they can sense each other but just stay out of it because it’s required of them not to give themselves away?

Which would explain why Tikki was so headstrong about the love poem being about Marinette because she fucking KNOWS but can’t say anything.

Idk it’s just a thought I could be completely wrong but omg what if.