#ml headcannon

[adriensthoughts]

what if the miraculouses are connected to like,,,,wifi???wifi for miraculouses??like when it’s about to run out n stuff that means its out of signal,,,and food is like,,,ur overly expensive wifi bill

[samika-doodles]

Hey why doesn't ladybug keep the akumas when she turns them back. Like hawkmoth gotta run out of butterflies eventually??

[geekgirles]

Honestigator

I said it before but I really think Lila needs to be an akuma's target.

The main reason why I say this is because I honestly believe that would be the best way for her to wake up and put a stop to her lies or, at least, move on from her grudge against Ladybug.

I've mentioned before Lila clearly thinks the worst thing that could happen is being exposed as a liar, hence, her hatred towards Ladybug. But in all fairness being targeted by an akuma is definitely a lot worse.

And this is what I came up with:

Since she had been telling everybody about her "amazing" life, there would obviously be a student who would've heard of her claims of knowing their idol. So this person-who I imagine as shy and introvert like Marc- would use all their courage to ask her if she could let them meet that celebrity or giving them something done by our little cinnamon roll and see what they think of them as artists.

Of course, Lila would be like, "Sure! I'm sure they love it!" because it'll mean she's gained more people's attention and adoration.

What she doesn't expect, though, is that they would often ask about it, "Lila, have you talked to them yet?", "Have they told you anything?", "Did you find a moment to ask them?". It's a given Lila would be pissed after being pestered so much about someone she doesn't care about at all, for the most part (especially if she's not alone) she'll answer "No, sorry. You know celebrities.. Always so busy!" But the moment she's sick of them she'll snap in her oh, so characteristic way, "You know, I have talked to them. They hate it. Sorry. Better luck next time!".

That was supposed to leave them devastated, which it kind of does, but they decide right after they'll keep trying until they've proved themselves worthy of their approval!

But when they go to tell Lila just that they see she's already gone, they ask the students who tell them she was headed to the park.

Since Lila has this tendency of truly snapping when she's alone, she would do just that, not realising her little "fan" is right there, "Gosh, they're so annoying! Always asking me about their stupid idol and their even more stupid opinion of their ridiculous job! I mean, even if I actually knew that mediocre star, they would never like such horrendous thing!"

That's when they feel at their worst, they've been fooled, just like they feared they would be if they ever opened up to anyone. While they're thinking it over, they remember that girl in Lila's class, Marinette, who's never been a fan of hers at all. She even mentioned the need of exposing her more than once! That's when they see red, Lila has probably been lying to everyone about everything and getting away with it. Someone must stop her.

Then Hawk Moth feels their anger and sends his akuma to infect them: "Honestigator, I am Hawk Moth. That girl's played with your feelings and shattered your dreams with her lies. I'll give you the power to show her and everyone in Paris how lying always comes with consequences. But in return you must bring me Ladybug and Chat Noir's miraculouses. "

So they make their deal and our little victim becomes "Honestigator" a supervillain whose powers allow them to make anyone tell the truth.

So Honestigator appears at wherever Lila is and she's surrounded by a lot of people. They will obviously give their bad guy speech: "Lila Rossi, you've been taking as for fools for way too long, and I'm the one who will put an end to it!" and throws her their "honesty sphere". Which makes her reveal everything she ever said were only lies to become the centre of attention.

**The main reason it goes that way and Lila gets exposed is because otherwise my little bean would be considered the liar and I love them too much already to give them such fate.

After seeing this, even if Marinette's somewhat pleased someone finally saw through Lila's façade, she still knows she's gotta take them down.

And you see, this is where things would get interesting because Honestigator would aim at LB & CN to make them confess their secret identities and where Master Fu's hiding.

After a rough battle they succeed at bringing them back to normal and Ladybug consoles them explaining they know how they feel but it's best to move on given Lila shouldn't be able to hurt them anymore after what happened.

And speaking of Lila, Ladybug would probably go after her to have an honest talk with her, much to the girl's displeasure.

"Lila, look. You don't have to forgive me for when I harshly exposed you and I don't expect you to do it. But listen, you really need to stop lying. This is the main reason why telling everybody we were friends and leading them into thinking something you're not is so dangerous. Getting called out isn't nearly as bad as being targeted by someone who only wants revenge. So, please, Lila. For everyone's sake, including your own: stop".

Of course Lila would still be mad at Ladybug, but as much as she hates to admit it, she does have a point just this once. So, even if she doesn't stop being who she is (change is a long process) she at least keeps her mouth shut about her "totally amazing" life.

Thank you so much for being with me through this.

I gotta admit, although my idea of Lila being a target has been around for a while, Honestigator's powers are based off Malediktator's and @lunian 's "La Justice" (ABSOLUTELY AMAZING JOB). Hope I didn't bother anyone, but it just fit. So. Well!! <3

Sincerely yours:

@geekgirles

[inknpaperlove]

Adrien’s dietary habits headcannon

Guys, I have a proposition! Adrien having a strict dietary plan that doesn’t contain enough food/nutrition for him is a very popular headcannon in the fandom. But we have seen in the show that he does have access to food if he wants it (the assortment of food he got Plagg in Origins) and we have seen him get croissants and a pain au chocolat (?? maybe) for breakfast once (don’t remember the episode, sorry).

So I have an idea that works with both of those things!

And that idea is - Gabriel is one of those people who obsess over healthy diet culture, but also falls for every single ‘trendy diet-of-the-week’ scam, and forces his household to adhere to them too. He tries every new dietary plan there is and abandons it as soon as it becomes inconvinient or some other shinier dietary plan comes along. 

Like one day he swears by coconut oil being the best thing to ever happen to humankind and the other day it’s the worst. He tried all-protein diet, all-carb diet, keto diet, low sodium, low fat diet and every other there is. He was very enthusiastic about raw diet up untill he ended up with severe diarrhea from ‘raw water’ because of course he went there. He has an extensive collection of detox recepies. Well balanced diet trends tend to last longer than the non balanced ones, which everyone is thankful for. Gluten-free&lactose-free is is favourite fallback between other trends, which everyone is also thankful for.

He changes chefs frequently, as no one wants to keep up with that. He went through many qualified and reccomended dietitians who always ended up quiting because ‘you can’t drastically change the whole of your diet like this all the time, Mr. Agreste!’ and ‘I don’t care how much you read about the benefits of this on the internet when every single scientist who ever looked into it said it’s bad! No, I will not consider this ‘the doctors hate her!’ ad’ and ‘can’t you at least leave your son out of this?’ until he met a nutrition “specialist” scammer who just agrees with him on everything and collects a fat paychack while Gabriel congratulates himself for ‘finally finding someone sensible’.

Therefore, while Adrien does have access to food in sufficient quantities, it’s the contents, imbalanced nutrients and constant drastic changes that hurt his health.

(Also: it’s the reason why no one questioned that both of the Agrestes spent half the way to London in the train toilets or that Adrien went out to shop for constipation medicine once they got there)

[sunmoonkunoichi]

Marinette’s first transformation scene in Syren: the usual. boring. clearly the animator’s can’t be bothered to do more than a happy or sad sequence.

The reality: Marinette struggling to stay hidden inside a crate on the water. awkwardly sticking a leg out while transforming. getting soaked by water every time she tries to do her usual cutesy spin. finishing her transformation by spitting out water over the side of the crate with the oar digging into her side.

[magnoliaingold]

Costume AUs

Yo so I'm sick and need some more silly headcannons in my life.

I've seen a lot of "costume scenarios" which, for one reason or another, the group decides to wear costumes. In most of them, Adrien and Marinette dress as the other (Mari as CN and Adrien as LB) but what if they DIDN'T do that and just went as themselves?

- They show up separately.

- Everyone geeks immediately because "OMG you guys look like the real things"

- Then someone asks if they really are the real things. Maybe Rose or Max, idk.

- That pauses everyone for a moment until they all start laughing.

- Alya proceeds to wrap an arm around Mari's neck and stares the asker down and ask them if they think their clutzy class pres, who everyone has seen at least once run into a wall or off the stairs or come in late to class, could honestly be the cool and reliable LB?

- Adrien laughs and says he just spent a pretty penny to get an accurate CN costume because how cool would it be? Besides, he usually was at a photoshoot or function for his father.

- Chloe gets her wise crack in and everyone goes back to enjoying the costume party.

- Of course there's a photo shoot with them two.

- It's not until they do the fist bump that the two of them realize the truth.

- they smile of course and don't say anything then.

- they have some things to talk about on patrol that night.

[blurrymindblurryeyes]

Smol Adrienette Headcannon

I just need fluffy smol tiny toddler Adrien and Marinette meeting eachother randomly and just clicking as friends.

(Maybe he goes to the bakery for the first time and she is at the counter pretending to take orders while her Sabine does actual cashier)

Like Mari doesn’t even know what an ‘Agreste’ is so she says he doesn’t have to act like one.

And Adrien is still pure and happy and has a mom, and sometimes he doesn’t understand 'middle class things’ like he sees a Nintendo 64 for the first time and can’t believe it’s related to his GameCube

And Adrien is just so happy to have a friend and is like 'omg little girls don’t all act like chloe??’

And Mari will sneak out with cookies in her little hands and meet Adrien and he glows cuz he barely gets junk food

And Mari tries to glue a small amazing cat doll for for him and he buys her this plush amazing ladybug and they carry it around everywhere

[wickedchrissy]

Okay but so if the butterfly miraculous only creates akumas in the wrong hands (and champions in the proper hands)...how did Tikki and Plagg already know how to capture akumas when Hawkmoth showed up?  has this... HAS THIS HAPPENED BEFORE!?!?!?