#mod 2lie

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How to communicate like a cool personne:

Step 1: send all emails directly to yourself, with the email's intended recipiént in the CC

Step 2: There is no step 2. You have asserted your dominance

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yOU call yourself a gatekeeper??? HA! bet you’ve never even guarded a REAL gate  (NOT a fence) before. So sick of these casuals trying to call themselves “gatekeepers” );

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heard ppl talking about the Queen dying and I was really worried at first until I found out that apparently the "Queen" people are talking about is just some random British chick??? Sucks for her I guess, but I'm just relieved that I misunderstood bc I thought ppl were saying that my home-E Freddy (MErcory) was the one that died and that would just be so sad

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IF you want to join the CIA, you legally have to change your name to Patricia (patriCIA). I know this.

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Petition to change the word “synonymss” to “cinnamons” so Joey from my Adult Gamer Arts and Crafts class can finally eat his words

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That feel when someone ruins your dream journal :(

- mod 2lie

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Tag yourself, i’m botheration

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Agatha Christy’s real name is SWAGatha Crissty. Don’t believe Me? JUst watch 😡

you;ll see. you’ll all see...