#mod octopus

[fadedstones]

current mood

[cursed-sides]

patton: *pulls the sweet tea out of the fridge*

roman, holding an ice cube tray: do you need any ice for that?

patton, as he sticks his glass into the microwave: of course not, kiddo!

[fadedstones]

Perfect evening tonight 😌 home alone, eating a caramel apple, not having to socialize with anyone

[cursed-sides]

patton: so you have a dog and a cat!?

logan: no, just a cat.

patton, angrily: why.

[cursed-sides]

*texting in the group chat at 4 am*

roman: WAIT THROWBACK TO THAT TIME BERNIE SANDERS LOVINGLY FED ME VIAGRA IN THE BACK OF A SHONEY’S

janus: VIAGRA?????

roman: IT WAS A VULNERABLE TIME OKAY

virgil: go the FUCK to sleep

[cursed-sides]

remus: *grabs his crotch*

janus: do... do you need to go to the bathroom or something?

remus: nope! just checking that it’s still there!

[cursed-sides]

logan, mumbling as he reads along: quoth the raven, “nevermore.”

roman: quoth the raven, “this bitch empty! YEET”

virgil: quoth the raven, “fuck shit up”

patton: quoth the raven, “i love you, bruh. i ain’t ever gonna stop lovin’ you, bruh.”

deceit: quoth the raven, “eat the rich”

remus: quoth the raven, “skate fast eat ass”

[fadedstones]

My partner had a breakdown last night and because I’m their only support and they’re unable to comfort themself at all, I had to comfort them for hours. How do people make it this far without any ability to self regulate? How is it possible to be so dependent?