#modern witch problems

[thenightlockwitch]

Modern witch problems: asking your husband to set a jar outside to collect rain water because you are naked and in a bath 😂

[closetedwitchlet]

My fellow witches in the Piedmont area of NC USA who use Hinge dating app - watch out for this troll.

(More tea later, but I of course responded to his bullshit comment in kind)

Also i realize my comment was ableist, but I corrected myself later in the rant.

And I also realize my comment was offensive to Catholics but I'll explain it later.

[allegras-sunflower]

Is it too stalker-ish if I start making birth charts of all my celebrity crushes?

[theknottywitch]

Modern Witch problems

Modern Witch Problem #4. Deciding if you sleep in on Saturday morning or if you go to the farmers market for an herb you need. Back in the day witches would have to go and sell wares or take care of other matters but Saturday is supposed to be my off day. Why can’t the farmers market be all day? 

[closetedwitchlet]

Modern Witch Problem #495

Lit incense to cover my cat's stink bomb and now i gotta wait till the incense burns or else the fuckers may knock it over but I REALLY want my pizza

[theknottywitch]

Modern day witch problem

#3 When you are actually trying to do a spread amd some rando is just like oooh playing with tarot cards do me. Excuse me Im in the middle of something.

[ivebeenmade]

I just found a little pill reminder baggie in my purse. They're labeled "EZ-dose" but underneath in marker it says 'baking soda' because that's how I borrow things from my mom. The thing is, it's full of green candle wax and glitter. I can just imagine getting pulled over by the cops. "Officer, I know this looks bad but the honest truth is I was just doing witchcraft."

[aspookybunny]

#modernwitchproblems

Spilling sealing wax on your phone