#monstersexual

[commander-diomika]

Lover and I are coming up on five nights apart (missed a date coz of a sore throat and to treat scabies in our household) which is WELL past our usual capacity for yearning.

This was after I woke up to a message about them dreaming about kneeling to suck on my toes whilst bouncing on a monster cock 😅.

[redfortbear]

Cthulhu daddy will make you crazy!

See uncensored here:

http://redfort.bsky.social

[commander-diomika]

The "leave it better than you found it" post made me laugh but I unfortunately have to disagree because "it's too big/you're going to break me/I'm going to ruin you" as a monsterfucky enjoyer of large object insertion... Well, maybe the vibe is different if it's just some dude threatening to break you with his regular penis, but if it's a monstrosity of knots and ridges... Well.

[commander-diomika]

Soooo word of warning, if you're going to put gelatin eggs up your ass (they break down unlike the silicon ones which, whilst safe in a cunt, are riskier anally), the gelatin that ends up in the toilet might form a weird puck that gets stuck to the bottom of the bowl, mystifying your housemates and mortifying you.

I fixed it (put a glove on and peeled it easily off the ceramic) but am unsure as to whether I should explain the situation to my housemates or leave them to wonder forever 😢😢😅😅.

This is the third time we've played with the gelatin eggs, no idea why it happened this time.

[reh-hateshumans]

⫷𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗𝒔𝒆𝒙𝒖𝒂𝒍⫸